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The sound elves make when they die ❤️❤️
May 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I fucking hate the enemy, sir
May 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Poop Adventures 2: Plumber’s Revenge
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Piccolo going hands free in the z fighter goon circle
April 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
You want your wife to take your last name? So like she’ll have a dudes last name? Isn’t that kinda gay bro?
April 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
US Taxes Audit% (fraudless) speedrun WR (10:21:567)

Thought this run was lost but I hit itemized skip for the first time ever in a live run!
April 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My EDC
April 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I like to imagine my balls are holding my penis like a battering ram. Perhaps as I age I will imagine them as pallbearers 🥀
April 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey just checking in. Hope you’re dead or dying! Anyways text me back I’d love to revel in your pain ❤️
April 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Finding out someone pre inflates their Stinker Pants and they’re actually stealing stinky valor ☹️👎
April 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Imagining air tight pants that blow up a little every time you fart and it’s a status symbol to have extremely inflated pants
April 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I love working at the food factory and putting chemicals in the big food machine 🤫
April 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
April 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Clitstopher
April 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The fonz jumped a plane over the twin towers. It was not well received by audiences at the time. Later, however, this simple gag would have far darker implications.
April 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This guy sounds like frank black to me

open.spotify.com/track/5HgPDR...
White Fang Safari
Victor Jones · White Fang Safari · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
April 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Spilled coffee on myself driving to work. Great, now everyone is gonna think I did diarrhea out my dick into my pants
April 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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babe what's wrong you've barely touched your holistic pizza that represents ancestral healing
April 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Welcome back, geniuses. The tyranny of the fool is over it’s our world once again
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Just another workout
April 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
New wave horny songs feel much more perverse than if they were more vulgar about it
April 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Feeling self conscious as I throw out my empty dunks cup while I walk in to get another coffee
March 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Japanese Breakfast released a duet with Jeff Bridges??
March 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Serving glans
March 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Do you think I’d make a good warlord 🥺
March 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM