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Ethelberd
@ethelberd.bsky.social
I'm here only for Splatoon (I won't follow you unless you mostly post Splatoon)
I like swimming, permaculture, your mom, and innovation.
Born in 2000
I was like wahhh I'm leaving Vine if they sell it

Then they sold it and I never came back 💪💪

I'm so ahead of my time
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Stfu
August 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
wplace has mods?

coulda fooled me
August 17, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The Swiss economy? I always heard it's rock-solid
Did something change recently?
July 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
every overpriced racing seat style gaming chair be like that

a good office chair can do you some justice
July 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
We can talk if you need 🙏
July 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Are you okay? 😭
July 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I landed on the opposite side of the wheel from the winner- Maxie's gonna break my neck for this
June 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Top pic = correct clothes
Bottom pic = correct hair & colors

Her idea of a nice date would be a day at the gym, showing off her strength in an interactive way (like doing pull ups whilst using her legs to lift her date)
She doesn't really know how to make any meaningful romance, but she tries
June 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's me, I care
June 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
hello lame callie doodle or something c:
June 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I wanna draw maps that portray my nation being larger too

My ancestors didn't risk their lives burning down Washington just for our borders to remain this far north
June 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Hey, can I make free art?
May 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Can't imagine living in a place nice enough to get any significant tourism

At most I get a few Australians that you'll never know exist if you don't go to the ski hills ever
May 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I already saw some speculation of who the next one will be
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This looks strikingly similar to the best birthday meal I've had 😋
I don't think I can name the location without doxxing myself, but trust that it was fire af lol

Hope you enjoy yours as much as I enjoyed mine!
April 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I started filling the form within 15 seconds of comms opening and it was sold out before I could pay 😭
You gotta raise your prices or something 😔
April 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM