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Ethelberd
@ethelberd.bsky.social
I'm here only for Splatoon (I won't follow you unless you mostly post Splatoon)
I like swimming, permaculture, your mom, and innovation.
Born in 2000
Top pic = correct clothes
Bottom pic = correct hair & colors

Her idea of a nice date would be a day at the gym, showing off her strength in an interactive way (like doing pull ups whilst using her legs to lift her date)
She doesn't really know how to make any meaningful romance, but she tries
June 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I already saw some speculation of who the next one will be
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is so legendary of you to do omg
AND THEY TURNED OUT ADORABLE AAAAAAAA
April 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My silly cute adorable OCs that I love so much:
March 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
February 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
February 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
February 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ill never be heard from again
goodbye world, im sorry it had to end like this
February 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
This but it's Riel bonking Ellie
February 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Followed
Liked
Reposted
OCs included
Emoticon: Θώθ
Their names are Sechs (🦑) and Zzyzx (🐙) and I love them to bits
January 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I was going to post sourtoe cocktail, but I figured some might find that disturbing.
Here's what I would look like if I was a habanero-infused moonshine in a mason jar:
January 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Think of a character that could exist, but doesn't (ie Cuttlefish's wife, the Squid Sisters' parents, etc.)
The reason they don't exist is because these two ate them
January 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I am a Canadaromantic Ontariosexual myself 🤠🍁
January 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
dang okay ☹️
January 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
@shayshayshamera.bsky.social
How did you dance all night in those heels? That's gotta be a rare talent
January 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
@cephalorock.bsky.social
You're too tall, crouch down a little so I can see the performance!
January 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
@istarletheaven.bsky.social
You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later! 😃
January 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bambrella. Gorgeouser
January 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Ay but how did they get there?
January 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
January 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
January 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you superjump as a female Octoling, there's a chance she'll yell "yaoi!" during her flight
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I've got a strong preference for the 2nd pic
I feel like the 1st pic is like if you drew the side profile of a person that only showed 1 arm, 1 leg, 1 eye, etc. if that makes sense
January 2, 2025 at 8:44 AM
oOoOOoOoOOOoooo it's a naked Marina
Everyone run away! She's exposed!
December 30, 2024 at 8:40 PM