Erika
@ethegoddess.bsky.social
Realtor. Adventurer. Photographer. Athlete. Avid lover of dogs, books, wine, travel, the great outdoors & the perfect amuse-bouche.💕
Lives in 🇺🇸 & 🇫🇷
Lives in 🇺🇸 & 🇫🇷
Happy birthday to me!
a goat with balloons in its mouth and the words happy birthday on the bottom
ALT: a goat with balloons in its mouth and the words happy birthday on the bottom
media.tenor.com
March 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Happy birthday to me!
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A reminder that Elon Musk's corporations were promised $3 billion across nearly 100 different contracts last year with 17 federal agencies.
While DOGE cuts essential services for you, Musk is getting a taxpayer-funded windfall.
While DOGE cuts essential services for you, Musk is getting a taxpayer-funded windfall.
February 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A reminder that Elon Musk's corporations were promised $3 billion across nearly 100 different contracts last year with 17 federal agencies.
While DOGE cuts essential services for you, Musk is getting a taxpayer-funded windfall.
While DOGE cuts essential services for you, Musk is getting a taxpayer-funded windfall.
Well, as if life wasn’t enough of a hellscape in 2025, I just got an abnormal mammogram.
On the bright side, at least I found out before RFK could ban imaging in favor of chanting around a whale carcass strapped to his car.
On the bright side, at least I found out before RFK could ban imaging in favor of chanting around a whale carcass strapped to his car.
February 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Well, as if life wasn’t enough of a hellscape in 2025, I just got an abnormal mammogram.
On the bright side, at least I found out before RFK could ban imaging in favor of chanting around a whale carcass strapped to his car.
On the bright side, at least I found out before RFK could ban imaging in favor of chanting around a whale carcass strapped to his car.
Went to a farm near Orlando to buy protein yesterday. Fresh & local.
A dozen eggs was $12.
(Expensive. But the color of those yolks?! *chef’s kiss*)
The ground beef was $10 per pound- but also on BOGO sale, so effectively $5 per pound.
The smell of manure & chickenshit was completely free.
A dozen eggs was $12.
(Expensive. But the color of those yolks?! *chef’s kiss*)
The ground beef was $10 per pound- but also on BOGO sale, so effectively $5 per pound.
The smell of manure & chickenshit was completely free.
February 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Went to a farm near Orlando to buy protein yesterday. Fresh & local.
A dozen eggs was $12.
(Expensive. But the color of those yolks?! *chef’s kiss*)
The ground beef was $10 per pound- but also on BOGO sale, so effectively $5 per pound.
The smell of manure & chickenshit was completely free.
A dozen eggs was $12.
(Expensive. But the color of those yolks?! *chef’s kiss*)
The ground beef was $10 per pound- but also on BOGO sale, so effectively $5 per pound.
The smell of manure & chickenshit was completely free.
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Thousands of investors in Trump’s crypto scheme lost $2 billion in just weeks while the Trump Organization racked up $100 million in trading fees.
Just so happens that the CFPB, which Trump is trying to kill, recently announced new regulations for the crypto industry.
Hello?
Just so happens that the CFPB, which Trump is trying to kill, recently announced new regulations for the crypto industry.
Hello?
Trump and His Family Earned Millions From Trump Coin While 810,000 Others Lost Money: Report
Donald Trump and early investors have earned millions from $TRUMP coin while 813,294 wallets have registered $2 billion in collective losses.
www.rollingstone.com
February 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thousands of investors in Trump’s crypto scheme lost $2 billion in just weeks while the Trump Organization racked up $100 million in trading fees.
Just so happens that the CFPB, which Trump is trying to kill, recently announced new regulations for the crypto industry.
Hello?
Just so happens that the CFPB, which Trump is trying to kill, recently announced new regulations for the crypto industry.
Hello?
I’m still sick AF but at least Kendrick gave me life.
Sure, I’m not at my best, but I’m gonna rally enough to C walk with my fist in the air.
Sure, I’m not at my best, but I’m gonna rally enough to C walk with my fist in the air.
February 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I’m still sick AF but at least Kendrick gave me life.
Sure, I’m not at my best, but I’m gonna rally enough to C walk with my fist in the air.
Sure, I’m not at my best, but I’m gonna rally enough to C walk with my fist in the air.
Just when I thought Covid couldn’t get more fun, double ear infections joined the party.
Woohoo.
Woohoo.
February 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Just when I thought Covid couldn’t get more fun, double ear infections joined the party.
Woohoo.
Woohoo.
Well, I avoided it for almost 5 years but the Rona finally got me!
Zero stars.
DO NOT RECOMMEND.
Zero stars.
DO NOT RECOMMEND.
January 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Well, I avoided it for almost 5 years but the Rona finally got me!
Zero stars.
DO NOT RECOMMEND.
Zero stars.
DO NOT RECOMMEND.
Week One:
Defunding of public health initiatives, eliminating protections for marginalized people, and Nazi salutes.
But hey, at least eggs are cheaper.
Defunding of public health initiatives, eliminating protections for marginalized people, and Nazi salutes.
But hey, at least eggs are cheaper.
January 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Week One:
Defunding of public health initiatives, eliminating protections for marginalized people, and Nazi salutes.
But hey, at least eggs are cheaper.
Defunding of public health initiatives, eliminating protections for marginalized people, and Nazi salutes.
But hey, at least eggs are cheaper.
Honestly, I’m not sure what day it is…
Anyone else?! 😵💫
Anyone else?! 😵💫
January 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Honestly, I’m not sure what day it is…
Anyone else?! 😵💫
Anyone else?! 😵💫
As predicted, this travel day has been 20 hours and counting of delayed flights, security pulling guys off one plane, emptying another and reloading all the bags to be sure “something wasn’t left by a threatening passenger” and now this shit.
Sound on.
Sound on.
January 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
As predicted, this travel day has been 20 hours and counting of delayed flights, security pulling guys off one plane, emptying another and reloading all the bags to be sure “something wasn’t left by a threatening passenger” and now this shit.
Sound on.
Sound on.
I’m traveling tomorrow and this weather doesn’t bode well for a 19+ hour travel day across 3 countries and 4 cities.
Please calm TF down, freezing bullshit.
Please calm TF down, freezing bullshit.
January 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’m traveling tomorrow and this weather doesn’t bode well for a 19+ hour travel day across 3 countries and 4 cities.
Please calm TF down, freezing bullshit.
Please calm TF down, freezing bullshit.
It’s hard to believe those Nazis still haven’t actually listened to the lyrics in YMCA.
And then combining it with his jerk off dance?
The cognitive dissonance is deafening.
And then combining it with his jerk off dance?
The cognitive dissonance is deafening.
January 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s hard to believe those Nazis still haven’t actually listened to the lyrics in YMCA.
And then combining it with his jerk off dance?
The cognitive dissonance is deafening.
And then combining it with his jerk off dance?
The cognitive dissonance is deafening.
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My fav part of Elon doing a Nazi salute is the attempted explanation that it’s *ACTUALLY* a function of having a disability.
Ah yes, that strange medical condition called autism where you retweet holocaust deniers on a near-daily basis and then uncontrollably Hitler gesticulate.
Quite an illness!
Ah yes, that strange medical condition called autism where you retweet holocaust deniers on a near-daily basis and then uncontrollably Hitler gesticulate.
Quite an illness!
January 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My fav part of Elon doing a Nazi salute is the attempted explanation that it’s *ACTUALLY* a function of having a disability.
Ah yes, that strange medical condition called autism where you retweet holocaust deniers on a near-daily basis and then uncontrollably Hitler gesticulate.
Quite an illness!
Ah yes, that strange medical condition called autism where you retweet holocaust deniers on a near-daily basis and then uncontrollably Hitler gesticulate.
Quite an illness!
I’m ready for the rest of the world to start judging based on the content of character.
January 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m ready for the rest of the world to start judging based on the content of character.
So, TikTok is dunzo?
I guess the powers that be didn’t like all the info coming out of war-torn and genocide riddled places.
I guess the powers that be didn’t like all the info coming out of war-torn and genocide riddled places.
January 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So, TikTok is dunzo?
I guess the powers that be didn’t like all the info coming out of war-torn and genocide riddled places.
I guess the powers that be didn’t like all the info coming out of war-torn and genocide riddled places.
After 5 nearly years being Covid-free, my parents finally caught it. Dad’s symptoms are more severe than mom’s but we’re hoping they both kick it fast.
Stay safe out there, kids.
Stay safe out there, kids.
January 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
After 5 nearly years being Covid-free, my parents finally caught it. Dad’s symptoms are more severe than mom’s but we’re hoping they both kick it fast.
Stay safe out there, kids.
Stay safe out there, kids.
Spent the evening drinking wine with friends in the South of France…
Today was a great day.
Today was a great day.
January 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Spent the evening drinking wine with friends in the South of France…
Today was a great day.
Today was a great day.
This one really kills me.
David Lynch, the artist, honestly changed my life. In a sea of “just fit in”, he made me feel the exquisite, raw, vulnerable, truthful, power that came from showing up as authentically myself.
Rest in power to a real one…
David Lynch, the artist, honestly changed my life. In a sea of “just fit in”, he made me feel the exquisite, raw, vulnerable, truthful, power that came from showing up as authentically myself.
Rest in power to a real one…
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This one really kills me.
David Lynch, the artist, honestly changed my life. In a sea of “just fit in”, he made me feel the exquisite, raw, vulnerable, truthful, power that came from showing up as authentically myself.
Rest in power to a real one…
David Lynch, the artist, honestly changed my life. In a sea of “just fit in”, he made me feel the exquisite, raw, vulnerable, truthful, power that came from showing up as authentically myself.
Rest in power to a real one…
As gross & unconscionable as it is, this shouldn’t surprise anyone.
Real estate vultures are circling burned out parts of Los Angeles, hungry to turn a profit from fire victims still struggling with where they’ll live and how they’ll rebuild their homes and lives
Fire-Ravaged Altadena Attracts Real Estate Vultures Eyeing Deals
Danielle Neal is a fourth-generation resident of Altadena who saw the house she grew up in and the home she rented burn down in the wildfires that swept through Los Angeles County.
www.bloomberg.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
As gross & unconscionable as it is, this shouldn’t surprise anyone.
TikTok is going away and I deleted Twitter & Threads so is BlueSky the spot or should I just give up?
January 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
TikTok is going away and I deleted Twitter & Threads so is BlueSky the spot or should I just give up?
Drake suing over getting dog walked by Kendrick Lamar in a rap battle just made me laugh for the first time in weeks.
My guy, it’s a RAP BATTLE.
Battle with rhymes or slink off into oblivion with whatever minuscule shred of dignity you have left.
My guy, it’s a RAP BATTLE.
Battle with rhymes or slink off into oblivion with whatever minuscule shred of dignity you have left.
November 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Drake suing over getting dog walked by Kendrick Lamar in a rap battle just made me laugh for the first time in weeks.
My guy, it’s a RAP BATTLE.
Battle with rhymes or slink off into oblivion with whatever minuscule shred of dignity you have left.
My guy, it’s a RAP BATTLE.
Battle with rhymes or slink off into oblivion with whatever minuscule shred of dignity you have left.
Sometimes, life is beautiful.
November 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Sometimes, life is beautiful.
I just witnessed an old couple arguing and it was so savage it made me remember why these old timers running everything is an incredibly bad idea.
Absolutely rabid.
Absolutely rabid.
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
I just witnessed an old couple arguing and it was so savage it made me remember why these old timers running everything is an incredibly bad idea.
Absolutely rabid.
Absolutely rabid.