Emma the Cormorant
@ethecormorant.bsky.social
I was turned into a cormorant by Jeff- at the other place. Dealing with a large puppy and a large cat, both orange. Festivals. Live music. Books books books.
I’m definitely going to start watching Australian Border Force again
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m definitely going to start watching Australian Border Force again
As soon as I saw this I knew TUBES discourse was incoming.
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
As soon as I saw this I knew TUBES discourse was incoming.
Hyperventilating- need punctuation (I am female and walk a female dog) - I usually wave but am short-sighted -
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hyperventilating- need punctuation (I am female and walk a female dog) - I usually wave but am short-sighted -
Sung your skeet to the tune of “we plough the seeds and scatter”
It’s been a long day
It’s been a long day
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sung your skeet to the tune of “we plough the seeds and scatter”
It’s been a long day
It’s been a long day
Great show, Matt. So glad we got to see you!
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Great show, Matt. So glad we got to see you!
This explains so much.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
This explains so much.
Strong memories evoked of our wonderfully eccentric teacher Mr Summerell who claimed his real name was Ringo and taught us about racing cars and parachutes rather than, say, timestables and grammar.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Strong memories evoked of our wonderfully eccentric teacher Mr Summerell who claimed his real name was Ringo and taught us about racing cars and parachutes rather than, say, timestables and grammar.
The Merl will be wanting you in their displays
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Merl will be wanting you in their displays
From the same syllabus-brains who decided 5 year olds needed to know about iambic pentameter, another unachievable target meant to dismay. I can’t tell red from blue any more.
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
From the same syllabus-brains who decided 5 year olds needed to know about iambic pentameter, another unachievable target meant to dismay. I can’t tell red from blue any more.
Or Letchworth, UK, we got them too 😀😀
October 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Or Letchworth, UK, we got them too 😀😀
Please! I could read your dad’s IMPORTANT MESSAGES all day 😀
October 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Please! I could read your dad’s IMPORTANT MESSAGES all day 😀