Emma the Cormorant
@ethecormorant.bsky.social
I was turned into a cormorant by Jeff- at the other place. Dealing with a large puppy and a large cat, both orange. Festivals. Live music. Books books books.
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Ordered Chinese takeaway by phone. Told them “love you bye” at the end of the call. Eeeekkk
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ordered Chinese takeaway by phone. Told them “love you bye” at the end of the call. Eeeekkk
Mers Bar
change one letter and ruin a candy
Sharties
Sharties
Change one letter and ruin a candy.
Shittles
Shittles
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Mers Bar
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When your mind goes blank but the thoughts still race.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
When your mind goes blank but the thoughts still race.
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THREAD.
Hello new followers! This is my latest novel. It's about many things.
1 Old dusty objects (especially records)
2 The power of friendship, and landscape.
3 Quieter forms of magic
4 Folklore (the kind we know, and the kind still to come).
5 The differences between the 20th & 21st Century...
Hello new followers! This is my latest novel. It's about many things.
1 Old dusty objects (especially records)
2 The power of friendship, and landscape.
3 Quieter forms of magic
4 Folklore (the kind we know, and the kind still to come).
5 The differences between the 20th & 21st Century...
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
THREAD.
Hello new followers! This is my latest novel. It's about many things.
1 Old dusty objects (especially records)
2 The power of friendship, and landscape.
3 Quieter forms of magic
4 Folklore (the kind we know, and the kind still to come).
5 The differences between the 20th & 21st Century...
Hello new followers! This is my latest novel. It's about many things.
1 Old dusty objects (especially records)
2 The power of friendship, and landscape.
3 Quieter forms of magic
4 Folklore (the kind we know, and the kind still to come).
5 The differences between the 20th & 21st Century...
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Finished today and loved, @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social - as a chaotic 1980s primary education beneficiary, I had nostalgia tears several times. From Morris Travellers to stapling stuff to the wall, The Warlock of Firetop Mountain and ZX Spectrums … and aliens. Just wonderful.
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Finished today and loved, @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social - as a chaotic 1980s primary education beneficiary, I had nostalgia tears several times. From Morris Travellers to stapling stuff to the wall, The Warlock of Firetop Mountain and ZX Spectrums … and aliens. Just wonderful.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. On the plus side, you can sometimes withdraw cash.
September 1, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. On the plus side, you can sometimes withdraw cash.
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Wow, it really feels like fall. The season, sure but also of democracy as well.
October 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Wow, it really feels like fall. The season, sure but also of democracy as well.
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got drunk at a bar and went home with a guy. we ordered wings and as i'm taking my first bite i see guy in my peripheral eating a piece of limp celery, trying not to cry.
i was like uh are you ok and he starts crying and goes no I’m not bc i'm vegan. i lost my shit laughing and he kicked me out.
i was like uh are you ok and he starts crying and goes no I’m not bc i'm vegan. i lost my shit laughing and he kicked me out.
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
got drunk at a bar and went home with a guy. we ordered wings and as i'm taking my first bite i see guy in my peripheral eating a piece of limp celery, trying not to cry.
i was like uh are you ok and he starts crying and goes no I’m not bc i'm vegan. i lost my shit laughing and he kicked me out.
i was like uh are you ok and he starts crying and goes no I’m not bc i'm vegan. i lost my shit laughing and he kicked me out.
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AI is going to revolutionize the way in which things suck
September 24, 2024 at 8:04 PM
AI is going to revolutionize the way in which things suck
Tom, @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social - I loved Notebook, it has the paper effect on the soul of a good walk in the country followed by a pint with friends in an eccentric pub ❤️❤️❤️
October 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Tom, @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social - I loved Notebook, it has the paper effect on the soul of a good walk in the country followed by a pint with friends in an eccentric pub ❤️❤️❤️
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I was okay until someone asked me if I was okay which caused me to think about if I was okay and now I'm not okay.
October 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I was okay until someone asked me if I was okay which caused me to think about if I was okay and now I'm not okay.
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
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[after reading exactly one work email] i am going to go lie face down in the parking lot
October 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
[after reading exactly one work email] i am going to go lie face down in the parking lot
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Every time I walk through a village or town & see English flags - which is every time I walk through a village or town in England right now - I wonder why no other European flags make me think instantly of racism and threats of violence, but also "England has remarkably shit ugly flags, doesn't it?"
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Every time I walk through a village or town & see English flags - which is every time I walk through a village or town in England right now - I wonder why no other European flags make me think instantly of racism and threats of violence, but also "England has remarkably shit ugly flags, doesn't it?"
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Some interdimensional portals I found on walks yesterday and today.
September 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Some interdimensional portals I found on walks yesterday and today.
Rooftop luncheon
September 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Rooftop luncheon
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Donald Trump is ordering the National Guard, ICE, and law enforcement to turn America into a police state, but at least you can be rest assured preventable diseases that were once eradicated by science will now shorten the time you have to live under authoritarianism
September 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Donald Trump is ordering the National Guard, ICE, and law enforcement to turn America into a police state, but at least you can be rest assured preventable diseases that were once eradicated by science will now shorten the time you have to live under authoritarianism
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I’m joining the war on Autism, on the side of the Autism.
September 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I’m joining the war on Autism, on the side of the Autism.
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Unimpeachable used to mean "entirely trustworthy and beyond doubt" and now it means "a mf absolutely should be impeached this is the clearest example of what impeachment was designed for and yet"
August 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Unimpeachable used to mean "entirely trustworthy and beyond doubt" and now it means "a mf absolutely should be impeached this is the clearest example of what impeachment was designed for and yet"
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this is just to say
I have done
the work
I'd been avoiding
for 3 weeks
and which
kept me awake
several times
thinking about it
forgive me
it took 37 minutes
it was so easy
and so dumb
I have done
the work
I'd been avoiding
for 3 weeks
and which
kept me awake
several times
thinking about it
forgive me
it took 37 minutes
it was so easy
and so dumb
July 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this is just to say
I have done
the work
I'd been avoiding
for 3 weeks
and which
kept me awake
several times
thinking about it
forgive me
it took 37 minutes
it was so easy
and so dumb
I have done
the work
I'd been avoiding
for 3 weeks
and which
kept me awake
several times
thinking about it
forgive me
it took 37 minutes
it was so easy
and so dumb
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Mayonnaise is basically sandwich lotion.
March 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Mayonnaise is basically sandwich lotion.