ethan :)
@ethansucks.bsky.social
25. can’t make decisions. jester of the haus of dave.
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· Mar 6
— ethan (he/him)
— VA native
— museum person. trivia lover.
— 2000 baby (20+)
enjoys iced coffee, sweet treats, jeopardy compiltions, and the sound of his own voice.
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— VA native
— museum person. trivia lover.
— 2000 baby (20+)
enjoys iced coffee, sweet treats, jeopardy compiltions, and the sound of his own voice.
[ #promosky ]
it feels so good to have a job again wow
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
it feels so good to have a job again wow
why does the bsky app icon look like the result of a bad crop
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
why does the bsky app icon look like the result of a bad crop
ethan’s writing a youtube script everyone watch out
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
ethan’s writing a youtube script everyone watch out
can someone explain the charlie kirk face replacing meme to me i don’t get it
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
can someone explain the charlie kirk face replacing meme to me i don’t get it
my partner texted me that they were on the way home from work and i fr got butterflies…. guys!! my crush is coming over to hang out!!! wow!!!
November 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
my partner texted me that they were on the way home from work and i fr got butterflies…. guys!! my crush is coming over to hang out!!! wow!!!
i lovveee ragebaiting gen x on local news facebook pages
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i lovveee ragebaiting gen x on local news facebook pages
i may be an almost 26 year old man but i think a single monster high doll could heal me
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i may be an almost 26 year old man but i think a single monster high doll could heal me
posting a photo of myself naked on nsfw acc then turning around to draft up “are cheezits just the gay little brother of saltines” on main
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
posting a photo of myself naked on nsfw acc then turning around to draft up “are cheezits just the gay little brother of saltines” on main
THREE OR FOUR THEY’RE TIED
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
THREE OR FOUR THEY’RE TIED
guys… i think i’m gonna make my pfp my face…..
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
guys… i think i’m gonna make my pfp my face…..
she also told me she was going to ask her other neighbor but “i don’t trust a woman as much to do that” (ok….) so i stared at her in transgender
elderly woman from down the street just knocked on my door and asked me to park her car for her and then once i did that i brought her groceries in for her and she gave me $15 😭 grandma mode activate
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
she also told me she was going to ask her other neighbor but “i don’t trust a woman as much to do that” (ok….) so i stared at her in transgender
elderly woman from down the street just knocked on my door and asked me to park her car for her and then once i did that i brought her groceries in for her and she gave me $15 😭 grandma mode activate
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
elderly woman from down the street just knocked on my door and asked me to park her car for her and then once i did that i brought her groceries in for her and she gave me $15 😭 grandma mode activate
guys i want to improve my origami game send me some of ur favorite animals or origami u like i need to practice
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
guys i want to improve my origami game send me some of ur favorite animals or origami u like i need to practice
fishing guys on tinder:
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
fishing guys on tinder:
i think if mr beast wants to be a chill and cool guy he should pay off a trans person’s (me) student loans but that’s just me
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i think if mr beast wants to be a chill and cool guy he should pay off a trans person’s (me) student loans but that’s just me
i’m so bored and it’s only 1pm i’m gonna blow up
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i’m so bored and it’s only 1pm i’m gonna blow up
man the school in my city really has the alum that matter: lucy dacus and rama duwalji
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
man the school in my city really has the alum that matter: lucy dacus and rama duwalji
the fall i turned chopped unc <\3
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the fall i turned chopped unc <\3
IT’S 3:30PM WHY IS THE SUN SETTING
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
IT’S 3:30PM WHY IS THE SUN SETTING
just applied for unemployment feeling like a real adult with a master’s degree
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
just applied for unemployment feeling like a real adult with a master’s degree
watching adults react negatively to photos of themselves as a teen and talking about how unattractive they were always upsets me bc like. would u say that to young you’s face? no!!!! stop being so mean to yourself!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
watching adults react negatively to photos of themselves as a teen and talking about how unattractive they were always upsets me bc like. would u say that to young you’s face? no!!!! stop being so mean to yourself!!!!
instagram comments will be people saying “i’m sorry i’m just expressing my opinion” then you scroll to the top of the 538 comment chain and it’s the person saying they think gay babies should be thrown out a 52nd story window into a burning building
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
instagram comments will be people saying “i’m sorry i’m just expressing my opinion” then you scroll to the top of the 538 comment chain and it’s the person saying they think gay babies should be thrown out a 52nd story window into a burning building
yall afraid to moan during sex but i be in my girl’s ear like [DIAL UP TONE]
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
yall afraid to moan during sex but i be in my girl’s ear like [DIAL UP TONE]
day drinking w my partner to a drag race drinking game turned into evening drinking while making soup OH im in love guys
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
day drinking w my partner to a drag race drinking game turned into evening drinking while making soup OH im in love guys