ethan :)
@ethansucks.bsky.social
25. can’t make decisions. jester of the haus of dave.
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· Mar 6
— ethan (he/him)
— VA native
— museum person. trivia lover.
— 2000 baby (20+)
enjoys iced coffee, sweet treats, jeopardy compiltions, and the sound of his own voice.
[ #promosky ]
— VA native
— museum person. trivia lover.
— 2000 baby (20+)
enjoys iced coffee, sweet treats, jeopardy compiltions, and the sound of his own voice.
[ #promosky ]
the fall i turned chopped unc <\3
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the fall i turned chopped unc <\3
IT’S 3:30PM WHY IS THE SUN SETTING
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
IT’S 3:30PM WHY IS THE SUN SETTING
just applied for unemployment feeling like a real adult with a master’s degree
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
just applied for unemployment feeling like a real adult with a master’s degree
watching adults react negatively to photos of themselves as a teen and talking about how unattractive they were always upsets me bc like. would u say that to young you’s face? no!!!! stop being so mean to yourself!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
watching adults react negatively to photos of themselves as a teen and talking about how unattractive they were always upsets me bc like. would u say that to young you’s face? no!!!! stop being so mean to yourself!!!!
instagram comments will be people saying “i’m sorry i’m just expressing my opinion” then you scroll to the top of the 538 comment chain and it’s the person saying they think gay babies should be thrown out a 52nd story window into a burning building
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
instagram comments will be people saying “i’m sorry i’m just expressing my opinion” then you scroll to the top of the 538 comment chain and it’s the person saying they think gay babies should be thrown out a 52nd story window into a burning building
yall afraid to moan during sex but i be in my girl’s ear like [DIAL UP TONE]
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
yall afraid to moan during sex but i be in my girl’s ear like [DIAL UP TONE]
day drinking w my partner to a drag race drinking game turned into evening drinking while making soup OH im in love guys
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
day drinking w my partner to a drag race drinking game turned into evening drinking while making soup OH im in love guys
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This beer starting to taste like I should DM Anetra
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This beer starting to taste like I should DM Anetra
made this for the deluded disney adult in your life
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
made this for the deluded disney adult in your life
does anyone want to come to my new animal crossing island and give me 30 iron so i can build this stupid fucking store for the useless twins
November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
does anyone want to come to my new animal crossing island and give me 30 iron so i can build this stupid fucking store for the useless twins
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when someone says “can we talk” or “i need to tell you something”
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
when someone says “can we talk” or “i need to tell you something”
picking up my WIFE from the AIRPORT i wish i had A JOB so i could buy FLOWERS
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
picking up my WIFE from the AIRPORT i wish i had A JOB so i could buy FLOWERS
i think this is one of the funniest photos of me ever taken it gets me every time
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i think this is one of the funniest photos of me ever taken it gets me every time
starting a new animal crossing island ..
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
starting a new animal crossing island ..
every text exchange with my father looks like this
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
every text exchange with my father looks like this
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"Hast du ein Mondtattoo?"
"Nein ich hab ein..."
"Nein ich hab ein..."
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Hast du ein Mondtattoo?"
"Nein ich hab ein..."
"Nein ich hab ein..."
just saw someone’s bio say “boston, ma” but i thought it said “bottom, ma” and i just went with it like yeah sure why not
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
just saw someone’s bio say “boston, ma” but i thought it said “bottom, ma” and i just went with it like yeah sure why not
time to go on a moot hunt
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
time to go on a moot hunt
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I feel these are like cryptid sightings
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I feel these are like cryptid sightings
tempted to make this one my pfp
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
tempted to make this one my pfp
my phone is old so i don’t have the option to take .5x photos but i just found my partner’s fisheye lens and i am so entertained
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
my phone is old so i don’t have the option to take .5x photos but i just found my partner’s fisheye lens and i am so entertained
need to go back to nyc stat i feel like i’m going to explode
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
need to go back to nyc stat i feel like i’m going to explode
8pm feeling bad seems like its time for bed
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
8pm feeling bad seems like its time for bed
i’m so BORED hello bsky
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i’m so BORED hello bsky
abigail spanberger now that you won you HAVE to make prerolls legal in the state again
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
abigail spanberger now that you won you HAVE to make prerolls legal in the state again