Ethan🏴☠️
@ethanr.bsky.social
A guy from NH living in the PNW.
New England Patriots.
Boston Bruins.
Boston Celtics.
Sarcasm in just about everything.
New England Patriots.
Boston Bruins.
Boston Celtics.
Sarcasm in just about everything.
Get in bitches, we're going crusading again.
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Get in bitches, we're going crusading again.
I have had this African Violet for over a year, and it is finally starting to flower. So stoked right now.
October 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have had this African Violet for over a year, and it is finally starting to flower. So stoked right now.
Looks like Washington is going to be the next state trump targets.
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Looks like Washington is going to be the next state trump targets.
Had to make a few edits.
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Had to make a few edits.
This god damn Patriots team.
September 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This god damn Patriots team.
This cat showed up in our stairwell this morning, and hasn’t left since. I’m presuming it’s missing, possibly pregnant, and terrified. It looks well groomed, possibly had a collar on recently.
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This cat showed up in our stairwell this morning, and hasn’t left since. I’m presuming it’s missing, possibly pregnant, and terrified. It looks well groomed, possibly had a collar on recently.
This ends with him selling Alaska back to Russia for less than we paid for it, and that somehow it'll be a major win.
August 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This ends with him selling Alaska back to Russia for less than we paid for it, and that somehow it'll be a major win.
We live in a truly broken society. Holy shit.
June 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We live in a truly broken society. Holy shit.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
June 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Please don’t get lit up tonight.
Game 6. They wrote us off after game 4, let’s fucking go Celtics.
May 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Game 6. They wrote us off after game 4, let’s fucking go Celtics.
That last line, specifically the 'very nobly' part is amazing lol.
April 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
That last line, specifically the 'very nobly' part is amazing lol.
Of all the pictures for the article, they picked the most embarrassing one possible.
March 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Of all the pictures for the article, they picked the most embarrassing one possible.
what a few minutes for vlady. The final nail in the European, and American relations coffin.
February 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
what a few minutes for vlady. The final nail in the European, and American relations coffin.
The white one might be this one they have in stock. The others are owned by dorks.
February 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The white one might be this one they have in stock. The others are owned by dorks.