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Ethan🏴‍☠️
@ethanr.bsky.social
A guy from NH living in the PNW.
New England Patriots.
Boston Bruins.
Boston Celtics.
Sarcasm in just about everything.
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Gronk is right, the Patriots are back and the Bills window is closed.

Strahan treating his giants like some supreme dynasty is truly funny shit, you got lucky in those two.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The NBA and the feds should investigate some of those lakers titles also. They seem a little fishy.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Josh Allen and the bills starting to fall apart as Drake Maye, and the Patriots start to rise.

Beautiful.
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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ANOTHER MILESTONE FOR PASTA!! 🍝

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November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Classic Pasta goal to hit 400. What a beauty. #Bruins
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Please don’t be offsides. Please don’t be offsides.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
As excited as I am about the Bruins doing well right now. I just remembered that not re-signing Marchand hinged on being a rebuilding team. After watching his goal tonight, the Bruins could use his scoring.
November 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Dear NFL,

Y’all had 5 years of fun. The Patriots are fucking back baby.
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In 11 years the Bruins will be the Stanley cup favorites, and the Avalanche will be in a position where they will have to trade their generational defenseman. Thus completing the circle of time.
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Gus Johnson has to go man. This screaming over big moments is for the birds.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When was the last time Canada produced a subpar generation of hockey players? The era before the Cold War when Russia had it figured out, was that the time?
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
We all know about Adam Sandler and making movies so his friends get paid. Has it ever been discussed how Mike Meyers was making movies to indulge his multiple personalities?
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I love that the today show sent an entire news crew out to Illinois to cover…..Christmas decorations on November 3rd. American news media covering the hard hitting topics.
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“Patrick looks better now that he has his talented teammates back around him.”

Oh, that’s weird. Isn’t he supposed to elevate practice squad players, and undrafted players to find ways to win?
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Show me a quarterback in this league that throws a better looking ball than Drake Maye. #NEPatriots
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Get in bitches, we're going crusading again.
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Spent the last month watching nothing but horror movies, what am I supposed to watch now.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is a perfect response game for the Bruins. Coming together to defend Swayman, dropping bodies with a team that’s got cup aspirations.
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Looks like Swayman was making sure Burns had his cup on in that scrum lol.
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s a good thing the Patriots are good this year. This suffering I’ll endure from the Bruins and Celtics may be too much for me to handle.
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
No matter what the 76ers still suck, and that’s what matters tonight.
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Time to start putting some respect on the Patriots. Beating the titans isn’t a big deal, but they are showing up week in, and week out. This team is growing up this season, winning the AFC East is definitely in play this year.
October 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Insurrection Act of 1807 is pretty gnarly. The added 1861 section means were all absolutely fucked if he invokes it lol.
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I have had this African Violet for over a year, and it is finally starting to flower. So stoked right now.
October 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Pasta decided to add violence to his game this year. Love it.
October 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM