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@ethan.st
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Big fan of habitable planets.
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Eating butter pecan ice cream is only marginally better than not eating butter pecan ice cream.
August 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I was able to eliminate a couple forgotten balloons while my kids were out of the house today, so I'd call that a win
February 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If I were a dinosaur, I'd be from the flirtatious time period.
January 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When did Times Square get so gaudy?
January 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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manruss.bsky.social
For Lease Navidad.
December 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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biggreenbooks.bsky.social
We're going on a book hunt,
We're going to buy a good one,
What a beautiful bookshop,
We'll go there.

Uh oh. Amazon
Big, greedy Amazon

We can't take over it
We can't grow under it,

Oh no, we'll have to just screw it.

Iffy owner,
Iffy owner,
Iffy owner.
December 20, 2024 at 10:10 PM
"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." (Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker)
December 15, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Why didn't the melon get married at city hall? Because it cantaloupe.
December 15, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Amazing how you can drop like $500 at Costco and how little it actually affects your life besides you being $500 poorer and you probably have yogurt now.
December 3, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Modernity frowns on stillness, on simply being and watching the world go by, and favors busyness. This comes at a cost to well-being. Then I Am Myself the World Christof Koch
December 1, 2024 at 4:17 PM
November 29, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Why is cold and flu medicine always SEVERE or EXTREME? Sometimes my colds are just MODERATE. Where's my MILDLY INCONVENIENCED NyQuil, Proctor & Gamble?
November 20, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I hate when you really need to do laundry, so all your b-grade clothes finally get their shot. I'm one day away from wearing my painting pants.
November 15, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Jack-o'-lanterns would be a lot less effective if we carved them out of tomatoes.
November 14, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Scissors beats paper. Makes sense. Rock beats scissors. I get that. But paper beats rock? Come on now.
November 13, 2024 at 11:53 PM
If a window washer gets defenestrated it's not nearly as dramatic.
November 13, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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jayfarrellarnold.bsky.social
The word happy is dead to me right now.

I'm just going to remove it from everything.

Thanksgiving
Hanukkah
New Year's
Birthday
Valentine's Day
Easter
November 13, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I'm running a fucks deficit now.
 E T H A N @ethan.st · Nov 13
I have to budget out my fucks to give, and I ran out in about April this year.
November 13, 2024 at 1:50 AM
I have to budget out my fucks to give, and I ran out in about April this year.
November 13, 2024 at 1:33 AM
The worst part about Zoom meetings is when you both ask "How are you?" at the same time awkwardly.
November 12, 2024 at 5:51 PM
We should normalize being abnormal.
November 12, 2024 at 1:48 AM
November 12, 2024 at 1:26 AM
What won't they make cereal out of these days?
November 10, 2024 at 4:28 PM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
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A social post from @jtothet that says: Do you know what kind of pants a psychic wears? Just a paranormal pants.
November 10, 2024 at 4:00 PM