feeling an immense amount of pressure as i prepare to mow the lawn for the first time as a dad

Good thing this is a hockey team, otherwise this would be a very troubling club to promote

Chappell Roan looks different than I pictured her

Just moved to a new place, and I guess this is where I’ll die someday because nothing makes me never want to move again like moving does.

Scientist 1: *pointing at a baby kangaroo* What do we call this one?

Scientist 2: Lmao that looks just like Joey

Scientist 1: haha it totally d…wait

Wandering into Bluesky from twitter