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oh here we go
screenshot of issue 9 of Gamingredients from 2003. the cover shows KOS-MOS from Xenosaga episode 1, also drawn by Xavier Garcia. the website is designed to look like a cereal box.
August 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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can't find that issue, but here's another one you did
Screenshot of issue 10 of Gamingredients from May, 2003 depicting Link from the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. The cover lists various articles in the issue and the website is designed to look like a cereal box.
August 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Photo from Blade Runner of Deckard looking at a terminal with a confused expression. A screen capture of a a ReCaptcha with an unchecked checkbox labeled "I'm not a robot" is superimposed.
July 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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"You have angered the gods" written in an all-caps pixelated font and contained within a dialog box
May 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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EXTRA: The Star-Spangled Daily Fragment of old news article ...the larger the mob, the harder the test. In small areas, before small electorates, a first-rate man occasionally fights his way through, carrying even the mob with him by force of his personality. But when the field is nationwide, and the fight must be waged chiefly at second and third hand, and the force of personality cannot so readily make itself felt, then all the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre - the man who can most easily adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will... (continued) ...reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
February 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Photo of PS5 home screen displaying Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus: "Nazis rule America. You must spark the second American Revolution. Play Game"
February 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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a small tortoiseshell cat named Tiger Lily is lying on a colorful orange and red blanket, curled on her back, facing the camera with her head upside down and her eyes half open
November 7, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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comic by webcomicname.com titled "Different", 3 panels. first panel: pink blob in a room saying "I want things to be different". second panel: pink blob smashing things with a baseball bat. third panel: pink blob standing amidst the wreckage saying "oh no"
November 7, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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Screenshot of a Reddit post titled "What is a 'fun fact' that no one asked for?" A comment by Witty_Commentator with 1.8k upvotes says: "After successfully mating, a female dragonfly will fake her own death to discourage further attention from males"
May 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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Have you tried searching for "dinosaur" on Google on your phone?
A screenshot of a Google search results page for "dinosaur" including a panel labeled "See a tyrannosaurus in your space" and a button labeled "View in 3d". It includes a little preview of a 3d t-rex
May 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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i made this for you, hope you like it
A picture of the cast of Dawson's Creek standing in front of what looks like an old English manor or perhaps a castle with the logo of Buffy the Vampire Slayer superimposed on top
March 28, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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They're just using a randomiser to come up with these, right?
Netflix movie cover art for The Rope Curse 3. 2023, TV-MA, 1h 49m. The description reads "Aspiring to become a parkour influencer..." but the rest of it has been blacked out. Set over a dark red background featuring a photo of a table with stacks of money on it.
December 22, 2023 at 6:17 PM
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I didn't expect it to actually be funny
(Enter stage, microphone in hand) Hey there, Evangelion fans! You ready for some laughs at the expense of giant, existential threats to humanity? Well, buckle up, because today we're diving deep into the mysteries of the Angels! (Beat) (Pretend to be an Angel) "Hey there, fleshy one. Would you like to become one with the eternal nothingness? We can float through the void together, devoid of meaning and purpose. What do you say?" (Sarcastically) Yeah, no thanks, Angel bro. I think stick with my existential angst right here on Earth, thank you very much. "Angels" because they're supposed to be these divine beings. But let's be honest, the only thing divine about them is their ability to cause immense suffering. Seriously, have you seen what happens to Tokyo-3 every time one of these things shows up? It's like a toddler got hold of a stick of dynamite in a china shop! (Do a silly impersonation of a confused Gendo lkari) And what's with their names? Sandalphon, Israfel, Sachiel... sounds like a bad boy band from the 80s. And don't even get me started on their motivations. They want to "merge" with humanityy? What kind of cOsmic pick-up line is that?
December 9, 2023 at 6:04 AM