Zach J. Payne
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Zach J. Payne
@estelrandir.substack.com
member-at-large, tortured poets' department. writer of ya fiction. most likely to lose their marbles. <any pronouns>
This is not how you say “Happy Pride”, SoCal Edison. Or happy anything.

Nothing like getting completely fucked over as summer swings in. I can’t even take on more Freelance work, because I need the damn computer for that.
June 2, 2024 at 6:36 PM
March 1, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Use a saved photo to share your feelings
February 10, 2024 at 6:49 PM
It amazes me that there are people to whom this makes sense.
December 6, 2023 at 9:53 AM
So I’m neck deep in a wiki spiral, and this is the first time Wikipedia’s ever warned me “this may be too much for ya dumb ass”
December 4, 2023 at 3:25 PM
!!!
November 26, 2023 at 2:42 AM
When you’re neck deep in a wiki spiral and you discover that a person in the alternate history books you’re reading was a real person 0.0
November 24, 2023 at 11:40 PM
sk8er boi
November 16, 2023 at 2:38 PM
That would have been a bitchin’ seal.
November 16, 2023 at 12:16 AM
This is why I can’t do British TV shows. The premise sounds so interesting, and then the entire multi-series run isn’t even a full American season long. It’s over just when you start getting invested.
November 14, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Never seen this bundle before lol
November 9, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Look, ma! A THIRD shiny Bellsprout!
November 8, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Jasper Euclid Weaselton Sage, Lord Sage, Keeper of the Inner Gate, Warden of the Yard, Redistributor of Treats is not amused with my lack of scritchies.
November 3, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Never seen this shiny before!
November 1, 2023 at 6:04 PM
My dogs are better at communicating than Trump, but you do you, NY Times.
October 31, 2023 at 10:48 AM
My second shiny shadow Bellsprout in two days! 😳
October 30, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Such a cutie!
October 29, 2023 at 10:04 PM
I’m not sure! But here’s my info
October 27, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Look at this cutie!!!
October 27, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Shiny bb!!
October 27, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Today’s a three-shiny day!
October 26, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Every once in a while, FB gives you a gift.
October 23, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Ken's "muffin of the Lord" reminded me of this delightful post, which may be one of my favorite things ever.
October 18, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Spent today revising my query letter, and putting together a list of agents. I'm so anxious about this whole thing. I feel like I wasted my shot when I queried this book in 2021, but it's so much tighter now.

Anyway, new query cycle means new aesthetic for THE UNBREAKING OF HANNAH COLE
October 1, 2023 at 2:00 AM
September 12, 2023 at 3:29 AM