a trash heap .
@esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social
✱ ( Piles of garbage. )
✱ ( There are quite a few
brands you recognize. )
✱ ( Piles of garbage. )
✱ ( There are quite a few
brands you recognize. )
Pinned
Reposted by a trash heap .
Reposted by a trash heap .
Reposted by a trash heap .
THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
September 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
Reposted by a trash heap .
// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry………
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry………
* ( tinny, staticky, broken sigh )
September 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
* ( tinny, staticky, broken sigh )
* ( suddenly perfectly coherent ) IS THAT THE KING
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
* ( suddenly perfectly coherent ) IS THAT THE KING
Reposted by a trash heap .
To The Man In Charge:
GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!
Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!
Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
September 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
To The Man In Charge:
GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!
Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!
Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
ii sure h hop ot!! !
* ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. )
id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me .
* ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. )
id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me .
THAT’S USUALLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU SNEEZE OUTTA NOWHERE. THAT, OR YOU’RE GETTING SICK.
( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
y yy'think s0mebody' sttalki out me .. . ?
* ( silly little smile. )
* ( silly little smile. )
September 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
ii sure h hop ot!! !
* ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. )
id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me .
* ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. )
id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me .
* ( trying to do the classic tenna whispering to the camera pose but he creaks really loudly and has to sit back down ) M MmY KNEES s
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
* ( trying to do the classic tenna whispering to the camera pose but he creaks really loudly and has to sit back down ) M MmY KNEES s
i i ii feel lik 'm missi ing s ssometh ing .. .
September 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i i ii feel lik 'm missi ing s ssometh ing .. .
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* You couldn't find it.
* Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d
y o u r h a n d.
* Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d
y o u r h a n d.
September 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
* You couldn't find it.
* Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d
y o u r h a n d.
* Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d
y o u r h a n d.
y yy'think s0mebody' sttalki out me .. . ?
* ( silly little smile. )
* ( silly little smile. )
YOU’RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
th hanks, sppam.
August 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
y yy'think s0mebody' sttalki out me .. . ?
* ( silly little smile. )
* ( silly little smile. )
th hanks, sppam.
To the right honourable Mr. “Ant” Tenna,
BLESS YOU, HONEY!
Love, Spamton G. Spamton
BLESS YOU, HONEY!
Love, Spamton G. Spamton
* ( . . . sneezing. )
August 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
th hanks, sppam.
* ( . . . sneezing. )
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
* ( . . . sneezing. )
] if you ever need a translation for the gaps / glitches in his speech just lmk ❤️ i know sometimes it gets pretty fucked up
August 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
] if you ever need a translation for the gaps / glitches in his speech just lmk ❤️ i know sometimes it gets pretty fucked up
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So... this "World Wide Web" I've heard about... Does it involve spiders?
August 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
So... this "World Wide Web" I've heard about... Does it involve spiders?
. .. . .
* ( he's kinda quiet at that. not entirely sure how to respond. so instead, he just watches spamton, his head slightly tilted. )
* ( he's kinda quiet at that. not entirely sure how to respond. so instead, he just watches spamton, his head slightly tilted. )
FEELS LIKE YOU NEGLECT YOURSELF SOME DAYS.
( a gentle pat on the knee. he moves, takes the other pant leg and wrings that out too. )
YOU COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE MORE SELFISH.
( a gentle pat on the knee. he moves, takes the other pant leg and wrings that out too. )
YOU COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE MORE SELFISH.
w well, ii—
* ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. )
.. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
* ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. )
.. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
August 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
. .. . .
* ( he's kinda quiet at that. not entirely sure how to respond. so instead, he just watches spamton, his head slightly tilted. )
* ( he's kinda quiet at that. not entirely sure how to respond. so instead, he just watches spamton, his head slightly tilted. )
w well, ii—
* ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. )
.. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
* ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. )
.. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A LIAR!!! JUST, YOU KNOW!
( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. )
YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. )
YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
* ( frowning all indignantly. )
c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
August 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
w well, ii—
* ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. )
.. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
* ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. )
.. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
* ( frowning all indignantly. )
c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
YEAH? WOULD YOU?
( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
h hey! i'dt tellyouif someth ike that h ha appened!
August 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
* ( frowning all indignantly. )
c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
h hey! i'dt tellyouif someth ike that h ha appened!
DON’T BE A SMARTASS!
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!
we 'rein "waterf fall", it c can' e too s surprising.
August 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
h hey! i'dt tellyouif someth ike that h ha appened!
we 'rein "waterf fall", it c can' e too s surprising.
DON’T MENTION IT, BUDDY.
( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. )
YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. )
YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
* ( guh. poor sopping wet cat. )
th hanks, spam.m.
th hanks, spam.m.
August 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
we 'rein "waterf fall", it c can' e too s surprising.
* ( guh. poor sopping wet cat. )
th hanks, spam.m.
th hanks, spam.m.
Dear Cathode,
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!
( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!
( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )
* ( he moves over to spamton, eyeing him. )
August 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
* ( guh. poor sopping wet cat. )
th hanks, spam.m.
th hanks, spam.m.
* ( he moves over to spamton, eyeing him. )
( beckoning him closer. )
* ( struggling to squeeze some of the water out of his damp suit with his one hand. )
August 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
* ( he moves over to spamton, eyeing him. )
* ( struggling to squeeze some of the water out of his damp suit with his one hand. )
August 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
* ( struggling to squeeze some of the water out of his damp suit with his one hand. )