ix. THE HERMIT
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To ALL residents of the underground,
EVERYONE BEHAVE!!! THE QUEEN IS HERE!!!
I’m Watching You,
Spamton G. Spamton
EVERYONE BEHAVE!!! THE QUEEN IS HERE!!!
I’m Watching You,
Spamton G. Spamton
September 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
To ALL residents of the underground,
EVERYONE BEHAVE!!! THE QUEEN IS HERE!!!
I’m Watching You,
Spamton G. Spamton
EVERYONE BEHAVE!!! THE QUEEN IS HERE!!!
I’m Watching You,
Spamton G. Spamton
!!!!!
( puffed up like a startled cat ) ( ….. as much as he can be, with his perpetual dampness )
( puffed up like a startled cat ) ( ….. as much as he can be, with his perpetual dampness )
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
!!!!!
( puffed up like a startled cat ) ( ….. as much as he can be, with his perpetual dampness )
( puffed up like a startled cat ) ( ….. as much as he can be, with his perpetual dampness )
WHAT A SPECIAL KID.
September 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
WHAT A SPECIAL KID.
THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
September 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
P.S. THE KING KEEPS ASKING ME TO TAKE LETTERS TO THE QUEEN AND IT’S JUST KIND OF SAD AT THIS POINT SHE DOESN’T WANT YOU BUDDY
September 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
P.S. THE KING KEEPS ASKING ME TO TAKE LETTERS TO THE QUEEN AND IT’S JUST KIND OF SAD AT THIS POINT SHE DOESN’T WANT YOU BUDDY
I’M GONNA WORRY ABOUT YOU ANYWAY, SILLY!!
MAYBE WE OUGHTA TAKE IT EASY FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
MAYBE WE OUGHTA TAKE IT EASY FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
ii sure h hop ot!! !
* ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. )
id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me .
* ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. )
id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me .
THAT’S USUALLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU SNEEZE OUTTA NOWHERE. THAT, OR YOU’RE GETTING SICK.
( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
September 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’M GONNA WORRY ABOUT YOU ANYWAY, SILLY!!
MAYBE WE OUGHTA TAKE IT EASY FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
MAYBE WE OUGHTA TAKE IT EASY FOR A COUPLE DAYS.
// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry………
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry………
To The Man In Charge:
GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!
Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!
Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
September 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
To The Man In Charge:
GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!
Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!!
Urgently,
Spamton G. Spamton
// me every time castor posts on uttenna
September 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
// me every time castor posts on uttenna
WOAH, WHO THE HECK ARE THOSE HANDSOME FELLOWS?
September 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
WOAH, WHO THE HECK ARE THOSE HANDSOME FELLOWS?
To all citizens of the Underground,
NO MAIL TODAY. PAIN’S TOO BAD.
Regretfully,
Mr. G. Spamton
NO MAIL TODAY. PAIN’S TOO BAD.
Regretfully,
Mr. G. Spamton
September 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
To all citizens of the Underground,
NO MAIL TODAY. PAIN’S TOO BAD.
Regretfully,
Mr. G. Spamton
NO MAIL TODAY. PAIN’S TOO BAD.
Regretfully,
Mr. G. Spamton
THAT’S USUALLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU SNEEZE OUTTA NOWHERE. THAT, OR YOU’RE GETTING SICK.
( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
y yy'think s0mebody' sttalki out me .. . ?
* ( silly little smile. )
* ( silly little smile. )
YOU’RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
THAT’S USUALLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU SNEEZE OUTTA NOWHERE. THAT, OR YOU’RE GETTING SICK.
( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU?
Eagerly awaiting your response,
Spamton G. Spamton
YOU’RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
th hanks, sppam.
To the right honourable Mr. “Ant” Tenna,
BLESS YOU, HONEY!
Love, Spamton G. Spamton
BLESS YOU, HONEY!
Love, Spamton G. Spamton
August 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
YOU’RE WELCOME, BUDDY.
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
To the right honourable Mr. “Ant” Tenna,
BLESS YOU, HONEY!
Love, Spamton G. Spamton
BLESS YOU, HONEY!
Love, Spamton G. Spamton
* ( . . . sneezing. )
August 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
To the right honourable Mr. “Ant” Tenna,
BLESS YOU, HONEY!
Love, Spamton G. Spamton
BLESS YOU, HONEY!
Love, Spamton G. Spamton
FEELS LIKE YOU NEGLECT YOURSELF SOME DAYS.
( a gentle pat on the knee. he moves, takes the other pant leg and wrings that out too. )
YOU COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE MORE SELFISH.
( a gentle pat on the knee. he moves, takes the other pant leg and wrings that out too. )
YOU COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE MORE SELFISH.
w well, ii—
* ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. )
.. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
* ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. )
.. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A LIAR!!! JUST, YOU KNOW!
( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. )
YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. )
YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
August 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
FEELS LIKE YOU NEGLECT YOURSELF SOME DAYS.
( a gentle pat on the knee. he moves, takes the other pant leg and wrings that out too. )
YOU COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE MORE SELFISH.
( a gentle pat on the knee. he moves, takes the other pant leg and wrings that out too. )
YOU COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE MORE SELFISH.
HEY, HEY, HEY!!
DON’T SAY THAT! YOU WERE TRYIN’ TO— HELP?
( seeing her laugh, he figures she’s okay enough, and starts to chuckle himself. )
….. MAN!! WE’RE HOPELESS, HUH?
DON’T SAY THAT! YOU WERE TRYIN’ TO— HELP?
( seeing her laugh, he figures she’s okay enough, and starts to chuckle himself. )
….. MAN!! WE’RE HOPELESS, HUH?
Well, I-
﹙ sheer befuddlement revealed itself in her eyes as they were cleared up, glasses missing but still looking his way.
her own hands were absolutely waterlogged, unable to cover her mouth as a breathy embarrassed giggle started. ﹚
That was stupid of me- no, I'm sorry dear!
﹙ sheer befuddlement revealed itself in her eyes as they were cleared up, glasses missing but still looking his way.
her own hands were absolutely waterlogged, unable to cover her mouth as a breathy embarrassed giggle started. ﹚
That was stupid of me- no, I'm sorry dear!
OH, MAN—
( an exhale of relief as she resurfaces, reaching out to carefully brush her fur back out of her face. )
ARE YOU OKAY?? GEEZ, I’M REAL SORRY, I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY …
( an exhale of relief as she resurfaces, reaching out to carefully brush her fur back out of her face. )
ARE YOU OKAY?? GEEZ, I’M REAL SORRY, I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY …
August 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
HEY, HEY, HEY!!
DON’T SAY THAT! YOU WERE TRYIN’ TO— HELP?
( seeing her laugh, he figures she’s okay enough, and starts to chuckle himself. )
….. MAN!! WE’RE HOPELESS, HUH?
DON’T SAY THAT! YOU WERE TRYIN’ TO— HELP?
( seeing her laugh, he figures she’s okay enough, and starts to chuckle himself. )
….. MAN!! WE’RE HOPELESS, HUH?
I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A LIAR!!! JUST, YOU KNOW!
( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. )
YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. )
YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
* ( frowning all indignantly. )
c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
YEAH? WOULD YOU?
( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
August 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A LIAR!!! JUST, YOU KNOW!
( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. )
YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. )
YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
Reposted by ix. THE HERMIT
I know a place where it's warm and it's dry, dear. Let me take you there. I am trying to say what I want to say, without having to say I Love You.
August 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I know a place where it's warm and it's dry, dear. Let me take you there. I am trying to say what I want to say, without having to say I Love You.
YEAH? WOULD YOU?
( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
h hey! i'dt tellyouif someth ike that h ha appened!
DON’T BE A SMARTASS!
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!
August 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
YEAH? WOULD YOU?
( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
DON’T BE A SMARTASS!
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!
we 'rein "waterf fall", it c can' e too s surprising.
DON’T MENTION IT, BUDDY.
( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. )
YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. )
YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
August 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
DON’T BE A SMARTASS!
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!
OH, MAN—
( an exhale of relief as she resurfaces, reaching out to carefully brush her fur back out of her face. )
ARE YOU OKAY?? GEEZ, I’M REAL SORRY, I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY …
( an exhale of relief as she resurfaces, reaching out to carefully brush her fur back out of her face. )
ARE YOU OKAY?? GEEZ, I’M REAL SORRY, I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY …
﹙ almost six seconds passed by, a couple bubbles coming up-
before a soggy, heavy blanket of fur manages to resurface in crawling up to the best of her ability, having fallen down into somewhat of a sink hole.
fuzz covered her eyes as she looked absolutely 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥. ﹚
Oh. Oh, I -
before a soggy, heavy blanket of fur manages to resurface in crawling up to the best of her ability, having fallen down into somewhat of a sink hole.
fuzz covered her eyes as she looked absolutely 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥. ﹚
Oh. Oh, I -
—!!!!!
OH, ᝰᏪຊ!!!!
( he holds the book over his head to keep it from getting any wetter, hustling over to where she went under and feeling around under the water for her. )
UHH ,
MS. TORIEL ???
( please don’t drown. he can’t have that on his conscience. )
OH, ᝰᏪຊ!!!!
( he holds the book over his head to keep it from getting any wetter, hustling over to where she went under and feeling around under the water for her. )
UHH ,
MS. TORIEL ???
( please don’t drown. he can’t have that on his conscience. )
August 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
OH, MAN—
( an exhale of relief as she resurfaces, reaching out to carefully brush her fur back out of her face. )
ARE YOU OKAY?? GEEZ, I’M REAL SORRY, I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY …
( an exhale of relief as she resurfaces, reaching out to carefully brush her fur back out of her face. )
ARE YOU OKAY?? GEEZ, I’M REAL SORRY, I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY …
DON’T MENTION IT, BUDDY.
( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. )
YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. )
YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
* ( guh. poor sopping wet cat. )
th hanks, spam.m.
th hanks, spam.m.
Dear Cathode,
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!
( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!
( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )
August 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
DON’T MENTION IT, BUDDY.
( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. )
YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. )
YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
Dear Cathode,
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!
( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!
( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )
* ( he moves over to spamton, eyeing him. )
( beckoning him closer. )
August 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Dear Cathode,
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!
( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU!
( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )
( beckoning him closer. )
* ( struggling to squeeze some of the water out of his damp suit with his one hand. )
August 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
( beckoning him closer. )
—!!!!!
OH, ᝰᏪຊ!!!!
( he holds the book over his head to keep it from getting any wetter, hustling over to where she went under and feeling around under the water for her. )
UHH ,
MS. TORIEL ???
( please don’t drown. he can’t have that on his conscience. )
OH, ᝰᏪຊ!!!!
( he holds the book over his head to keep it from getting any wetter, hustling over to where she went under and feeling around under the water for her. )
UHH ,
MS. TORIEL ???
( please don’t drown. he can’t have that on his conscience. )
I insist! Hold on, you didn't have to do any of this, especially for a silly old lady's snail book.
﹙ trudging closer, her calves mostly submerged by this point, she tried to pace her way to help him out—
only to slip and fall right onto her front, completely falling under the surface. ﹚
﹙ trudging closer, her calves mostly submerged by this point, she tried to pace her way to help him out—
only to slip and fall right onto her front, completely falling under the surface. ﹚
DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME— WORRY ABOUT YOUR BOOK!! IT SHOULD STILL BE OKAY! A COUPLE HOURS UNDER THE HAIRDRYER AND IT’LL BE GOOD AS NEW.
( his big, showboating grin falters— softens into something more genuine. he watches her laugh fondly. )
……… A HERO, HUH? I DUNNO ABOUT THAT!!
( his big, showboating grin falters— softens into something more genuine. he watches her laugh fondly. )
……… A HERO, HUH? I DUNNO ABOUT THAT!!
August 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
—!!!!!
OH, ᝰᏪຊ!!!!
( he holds the book over his head to keep it from getting any wetter, hustling over to where she went under and feeling around under the water for her. )
UHH ,
MS. TORIEL ???
( please don’t drown. he can’t have that on his conscience. )
OH, ᝰᏪຊ!!!!
( he holds the book over his head to keep it from getting any wetter, hustling over to where she went under and feeling around under the water for her. )
UHH ,
MS. TORIEL ???
( please don’t drown. he can’t have that on his conscience. )