sophie 🍓
essoltro.bsky.social
sophie 🍓
@essoltro.bsky.social
got new ugg boots for my birthday to replace the old ones which both had holes where the toes are and also all of the fleece had worn out …. anyway i continue to be shocked that these new ones are actually really effective at keeping my feet warm??? this is how it’s supposed to feel???
November 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i remember my grandpa telling us we’d get square eyes from watching tv too much when we were little…. if only he could see me now (being paid to stare at a screen for 8 hours a day, with bonus staring at little screen in my own time)
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
weetbix is just the modern day equivalent of medieaval peasant gruel tbh
October 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
days like this (randomly 13 degrees in october when it was literally 35 degrees last week) i’m very grateful to have a job where wearing a hoodie is not only socially acceptable but encouraged (it’s work merch hehe)
October 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
what’s the australian equivalent of moving from london to brighton …. i want to live in a cute cosy town near the beach!!!!
October 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
straightened my hair for the first time in like 3 years and i look like david bowie in labyrinth
September 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
you can have a little ten minute nap during work on a WFH day. as a treat.
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
if you need me im cutting my fringe in the bathroom sink at 11pm on a work night
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
being forced to go hang out with friends so i cannot start yet but SILKSONG HAS LANDED !!!! trembling in anticipation just seeing the icon on my switch!!!
September 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
life has been SO BUSY the past week that i actually forgot silksong comes out TONIGHT
September 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
spring time in sydney best time of the year let’s goooooo
August 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe
August 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i’m tired of this grandpa
this is like that bit in the stormlight archive where it just ceaselessly rains for 6 weeks
August 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
how to not be exhausted all of the time???
August 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
i am about to become Insufferable
The countdown is on!

Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!

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Hollow Knight: Silksong - Special Announcement
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August 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
there really is no adult experience that can recapture the feeling of reading one of those late primary school book series with a million books that’s kind of an anthology so you can read them in whatever order and you just pick up whatever you stumble on in libraries and second hand book stores
August 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
severance cold harbour
August 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
feels like a terrible person to get into an argument with charity canvassers but IF YOU GIVE ME MISINFORMATION ON TWO DIFFERENT TOPICS!!! i am not going to let you get away with that!!!!
August 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
omg outer wilds reference !!!
August 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
how it feels to be working in tech surrounded by people who are worshipping genAI like it’s some kind of magic and you feel like the only one with an ounce of critical thinking brain cells left
July 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
the double take i took when i saw this on the train this morning
goodreads logo has been the same sans serif g since at least 2012 when i started using it!!! what is this squiggle!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Feeling more and more thankful I grew up before the internet was omnipresent, when we spent most of our time watching old movies on cable or browsing encyclopedias and accidentally acquiring a level of literacy that will cause future generations to think us wizards.
July 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the concept of purchasing something from amazon is so alien to me and idk how my brain ended up wired like this since amazon is SO ubiquitous but if im trying to find something and the only option is amazon that’s basically unavailable in my brain
July 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM