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Went to the gym and forgot my earbuds. I'm fairly certain I experienced a relativistic time dilation while running on the treadmill.
February 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I was OK with the metaphor of Trump's cult willingly following him off a cliff. The real world reality of all the sane people being dragged over with them isn't so amusing.
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Getting old is using a straight razor on your ear lobes.
January 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I always feel like I handle pain well, then a heel blister happens.
December 24, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I don't think enough attention is given to how, in Home Alone, a grown man was about to chew the fingers off of an 8 year old.
December 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
NBC keeps interrupting this 3 hour long commercial with footage of a float. #MacysParade
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
When you feed your Amazon box after midnight.
Caturday night with Sammy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Twitter dragging me back every NFL game day.
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a shocked look on his face .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a shocked look on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:45 PM