Haley M.
@essequamhaley.bsky.social
My outtie likes national parks, reading, bouldering, gardening, and camping.
My innie likes lord of the rings, more reading, crosswords, white noise, heating pads, and warm lamp lighting.
My innie likes lord of the rings, more reading, crosswords, white noise, heating pads, and warm lamp lighting.
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in these dark days, it is important to remember jd vance fucked a couch
September 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
in these dark days, it is important to remember jd vance fucked a couch
I can’t keep doing this. (work)
March 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I can’t keep doing this. (work)
This episode of Severance had me trembling the entire time. So much anxiety.
March 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This episode of Severance had me trembling the entire time. So much anxiety.
If this was twitter and I was me from 5 years ago, I’d tell all of you how I just got done shaving my coochie and I fucked up the landing strip so now she’s just bald.
March 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
If this was twitter and I was me from 5 years ago, I’d tell all of you how I just got done shaving my coochie and I fucked up the landing strip so now she’s just bald.
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I definitely watched this whole this and fa sho laughed the entire time!
What sound does this make when you bounce it? Lol
What sound does this make when you bounce it? Lol
March 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I definitely watched this whole this and fa sho laughed the entire time!
What sound does this make when you bounce it? Lol
What sound does this make when you bounce it? Lol
I just love the sound of screeching tires doing donuts in the church parking lot next door on a clear, cool night.
March 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I just love the sound of screeching tires doing donuts in the church parking lot next door on a clear, cool night.
Reason #1 for hating community college: the white men in my class think that I actually want to have a discussion with them (especially about race???)
February 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Reason #1 for hating community college: the white men in my class think that I actually want to have a discussion with them (especially about race???)
I’m having a Severance birthday party this year. These are the invitations I made using Pinterest’s collage feature.
February 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’m having a Severance birthday party this year. These are the invitations I made using Pinterest’s collage feature.
Got this badass shirt at the antique faire. Thanks, Kim, whoever you are.
February 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Got this badass shirt at the antique faire. Thanks, Kim, whoever you are.
I appreciate antibiotics for what they are, but holy fuck they make me feel like shit.
February 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I appreciate antibiotics for what they are, but holy fuck they make me feel like shit.
Hey, I’m really fucking fed up :-)
February 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey, I’m really fucking fed up :-)
I can’t wait to be in a garden again
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I can’t wait to be in a garden again
But they don’t wear these shits where EYEM from
February 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
But they don’t wear these shits where EYEM from
I want my kidney removed
February 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I want my kidney removed
I didn’t watch the superbowl but I am tempted to wear my eagles jersey tmrw at work lol
February 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I didn’t watch the superbowl but I am tempted to wear my eagles jersey tmrw at work lol
I’m about to tear this antique fair up boy
February 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’m about to tear this antique fair up boy
I made this Pinterest collage of things that feel like “me”
February 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I made this Pinterest collage of things that feel like “me”
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Origami Ink is a stationary store in Asheville NC. Well, it *was* a store...Hurricane Helene gutted it. They're trying to get back on their feet if you're looking for lovely pens and papers.
Fine Writing Artisan Desktop | Origami Ink | Asheville
Origami Ink
The regions finest selection of Artisan Desktop items, Fine Writing Instruments, Custom Invitations for Weddings and all events, and Social Stationery. An Asheville favorite.
www.origamiink.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Origami Ink is a stationary store in Asheville NC. Well, it *was* a store...Hurricane Helene gutted it. They're trying to get back on their feet if you're looking for lovely pens and papers.
Not getting invited to things makes you feel like a stupid little kid
February 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Not getting invited to things makes you feel like a stupid little kid
I finished my homework for the week! Can’t wait to start back over tomorrow!
a young boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a microphone .
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February 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I finished my homework for the week! Can’t wait to start back over tomorrow!
Mistborn is so good and I’m in awe of Brandon Sanderson’s writing #booksky
a ghostly figure is standing on a blue background with a ring on his finger
ALT: a ghostly figure is standing on a blue background with a ring on his finger
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January 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Mistborn is so good and I’m in awe of Brandon Sanderson’s writing #booksky
Thinking about my dad being scared and alone is crushing my entire soul
January 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thinking about my dad being scared and alone is crushing my entire soul
It’s gut wrenching when you can feel the pain your parents’ felt in the songs they liked to belt in the car. Currently feeling heartbroken over Can’t You See by The Marshall Tucker Band thinking of my dad.
January 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s gut wrenching when you can feel the pain your parents’ felt in the songs they liked to belt in the car. Currently feeling heartbroken over Can’t You See by The Marshall Tucker Band thinking of my dad.
The snow is coming down beautifully in Twain Harte, California.
January 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The snow is coming down beautifully in Twain Harte, California.
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Owl momma with her baby owl 🥹
January 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Owl momma with her baby owl 🥹