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Esscargot
@esscargot.bsky.social
Self acclaimed fashion critic and comic.
Pop culture, Bibliophile, cinephile, eclectic music taste.
✨ se habla español 🤝🏼
I agree, what a weird result. Rosé’s album is actually pretty good and she’s not getting as much as hype as homegirls. But hey they’re all killing it and I love it see it
March 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It really isn’t her it’s Chanel.
The suits look cheap the styling is boring and it isn’t just her, it’s everyone that attended the show that looks mid.
March 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
If u call now- we’ll throw in masses of laundry to fold, break ur mop so that u can’t clean the floors and be stepping over disgusting madness all day. We’ll also throw in our 100% to lose ur 💩 gift of them rubbing their snot all over u! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼 this is a once in a lifetime opportunity call now!
March 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Idk I think it’s real. It just gives me a slimy feeling seeing them. I feel gross 😭 make it stop whyyyyyy
March 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Its next month’s pick on our book club 💀
I had to take a mental break after reading animal farm for a week I can’t even imagine with 1984. I’m gonna have to take a mental sabbatical 🫠🫠🫠
March 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I just finished reading animal farm and 💀
The parallels with what’s happening right now it’s terrifying.
Everything you’re saying is part of the plan. I still hope more and more people wake up to it all and realize where we are heading if we don’t do something collectively
March 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Did you see they got rid of the Willie Nelson one 💔

I live off of breaker and my goodness the traffic to round rock every day is equal as the 405. This 💩 is out of control.

Don’t get me started on the cubed black mirror houses. No character, just cold utopian shit
March 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I will carry that flag until the day I die.

The pest. They came and killed the entire city’s essence.

There. I’m OLD GRUMPY LADY
March 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Yeah and tbh the crowd is not the same.
It just isn’t the same anymore.
“I HATE IT HEREEEE”
March 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Winter’s bone premiere. I’m dead. That was peek
March 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Not the Red Bull girls 😂 Omgsh with their can shaped backpacks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh man Gaga! I’m so jealous, I only got a burrito from Macklemore & said hi to the strokes as they walked out of a bar. 😭 that was sx man. The $500 plat badge was absolutely the best thing. I’m sad for my kids not experiencing that
March 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
😭😭😭 Mexico born but mostly raised in atx. Same as you, lived glimpses of years in both coasts after college. And as you, I always end up back here too 🥲
I definitely loved living here before, now sadly not so much but everywhere else is tragically so much more expensive 🥲🥲🥲
March 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Oh man so you def know how sx was 😭 it was so great and I absolutely loved how everywhere there was free shows. Remember the Tito’s vodka bus? Oh man good ole times (I sound old now 🤣) I saw zedd performed when he was a nobody, skrillex giving out free secret shows everywhere
March 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM