Esscargot
@esscargot.bsky.social
Self acclaimed fashion critic and comic.
Pop culture, Bibliophile, cinephile, eclectic music taste.
✨ se habla español 🤝🏼
Pop culture, Bibliophile, cinephile, eclectic music taste.
✨ se habla español 🤝🏼
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That white lotus ending was kind of lame 😒
I could have told you it was gonna Ben them.
Wished I would’ve of seen more of the demise of the family. Now that’s the tragedy I looked forward to.
I could have told you it was gonna Ben them.
Wished I would’ve of seen more of the demise of the family. Now that’s the tragedy I looked forward to.
April 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
That white lotus ending was kind of lame 😒
I could have told you it was gonna Ben them.
Wished I would’ve of seen more of the demise of the family. Now that’s the tragedy I looked forward to.
I could have told you it was gonna Ben them.
Wished I would’ve of seen more of the demise of the family. Now that’s the tragedy I looked forward to.
I mean just look at this this this mess.
The styling is horrid, the shoes are evangelical grandma devil stumpers and the colors are just off
#fashionsky
The styling is horrid, the shoes are evangelical grandma devil stumpers and the colors are just off
#fashionsky
March 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I mean just look at this this this mess.
The styling is horrid, the shoes are evangelical grandma devil stumpers and the colors are just off
#fashionsky
The styling is horrid, the shoes are evangelical grandma devil stumpers and the colors are just off
#fashionsky
Chanel is making all the girls look flat and boring. #fashiongirly #fashionsky
March 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Chanel is making all the girls look flat and boring. #fashiongirly #fashionsky
Denma in Gucci.
Another sign of the end of times.
Another sign of the end of times.
March 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Denma in Gucci.
Another sign of the end of times.
Another sign of the end of times.
I’m deed because I just finished this book 😬
More #Verity content, please! Dakota Johnson is seen filming a scene in New York City with Josh Hartnett. bit.ly/4ipyQyq
March 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m deed because I just finished this book 😬
An odd casting for miu miu, and I absolutely love Sarah paulson’s look. She’s more of a Prada look.
March 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
An odd casting for miu miu, and I absolutely love Sarah paulson’s look. She’s more of a Prada look.
Using the same actor/actress for everything simply because that’s all you look for in casting or because they’re trending is getting absolutely boring.
Actor burnt out.
I’m talking to you film directors that keep casting chamalet, Robbie, goth, Hathaway.
I assure you the industry has others.
Actor burnt out.
I’m talking to you film directors that keep casting chamalet, Robbie, goth, Hathaway.
I assure you the industry has others.
March 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Using the same actor/actress for everything simply because that’s all you look for in casting or because they’re trending is getting absolutely boring.
Actor burnt out.
I’m talking to you film directors that keep casting chamalet, Robbie, goth, Hathaway.
I assure you the industry has others.
Actor burnt out.
I’m talking to you film directors that keep casting chamalet, Robbie, goth, Hathaway.
I assure you the industry has others.
Wanna lose your 💩 for free? Have 1 kid after the other get sick. Wahoo!!! No sleep, barely feed urself because they’re as needy as a hooker to her tips. Clean vomit all day from everywhere & they take micro naps that makes them more aggressive and about 23hrs of the day 🙂
But wait! That’s not all-
But wait! That’s not all-
March 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Wanna lose your 💩 for free? Have 1 kid after the other get sick. Wahoo!!! No sleep, barely feed urself because they’re as needy as a hooker to her tips. Clean vomit all day from everywhere & they take micro naps that makes them more aggressive and about 23hrs of the day 🙂
But wait! That’s not all-
But wait! That’s not all-
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If a Lady Gaga releasing bangers is one of the four horsemen of the Recession, what are the other three?
March 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If a Lady Gaga releasing bangers is one of the four horsemen of the Recession, what are the other three?
Okay ya’ll, momma is back from her mental breakdown 🥲
March 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Okay ya’ll, momma is back from her mental breakdown 🥲
I’ve always been in love with RDJ and there will never be someone like him 🥲
March 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’ve always been in love with RDJ and there will never be someone like him 🥲
😭😭😭😭😭😭 my mental health needed this
March 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
😭😭😭😭😭😭 my mental health needed this
This week has felt like a hundred years. I’m so overstimulated and mentally tired I don’t even care about the Oscars tonight. I just can’t do a red carpet.
Sorry.
#mentalhealthbreak
Sorry.
#mentalhealthbreak
March 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This week has felt like a hundred years. I’m so overstimulated and mentally tired I don’t even care about the Oscars tonight. I just can’t do a red carpet.
Sorry.
#mentalhealthbreak
Sorry.
#mentalhealthbreak
Chile, this is what I’m talking about. Now why does Millie look like huge jackman’s ex wife 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
You’re 21!!!!!!!!!
You’re 21!!!!!!!!!
February 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Chile, this is what I’m talking about. Now why does Millie look like huge jackman’s ex wife 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
You’re 21!!!!!!!!!
You’re 21!!!!!!!!!
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this year's oscar race is a real B+ movie knife fight huh
February 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
this year's oscar race is a real B+ movie knife fight huh
“THAT’s RUBBISH!!!”
February 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“THAT’s RUBBISH!!!”
QUEEN
say what you will about jane fonda, she will always take the opportunity to use her platform for CHANGE. she stood on that stage and discussed radicalized MOVEMENT of community to succeed in overthrowing tyrannical power. like HELLO? QUEEN??? #SAGAwards
February 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
QUEEN
I’m gonna keep screaming it at the top of my lungs, BUT JUST BECAUSE THATS HOW IT WAS STYLED ON THE RUNWAY DOSENT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT EXACTLY LIKE IT.
Otherwise let’s just get rid of stylists.
Otherwise let’s just get rid of stylists.
February 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m gonna keep screaming it at the top of my lungs, BUT JUST BECAUSE THATS HOW IT WAS STYLED ON THE RUNWAY DOSENT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT EXACTLY LIKE IT.
Otherwise let’s just get rid of stylists.
Otherwise let’s just get rid of stylists.
Sometimes, facial hair works.
And sometimes it doesn’t.
And sometimes it doesn’t.
Noah Centineo photographed at the 31st Screen Actors Guild Awards. 📷
February 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sometimes, facial hair works.
And sometimes it doesn’t.
And sometimes it doesn’t.
Gag me why don’t cha 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Monica Barbaro photographed at the 31st Screen Actors Guild Awards. 📷
February 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Gag me why don’t cha 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
He needs a cigarette, this look deserves a ciggy 🫶🏼
Jeremy Allen White photographed at the 31st Screen Actors Guild Awards. 📷
February 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
He needs a cigarette, this look deserves a ciggy 🫶🏼
I’m telling you the men are TEARING it up
Colman Domingo photographed at the 31st Screen Actors Guild Awards. 📷
February 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m telling you the men are TEARING it up