Hated that they made up a fake dead son for the movie. A dude determined to live because he's so pissed off his buddy took his gun is a way cooler story.

God forbid a minivan have a hobby

Fayetteville WV?

The greatest country guitarist who was forced to play metal

His songs are written in 1.24

If you think about it, the catfish mustache is the opposite of the Hitler mustache. That's how not Hitler he is.

My bar full of Blue Jackets fans cheered because we were afraid overtime would preempt the stadium game

When I heard it for the first time I paused midsentence to call the bartender over and have her check the restaurant's Spotify so that I could find out the name of the man that did this.

If you ever get out to Milwaukee, Pabst of all places makes the most delicious Worcester sauce I've ever tasted

Shouldn't you be "I'm raising my child"?