"Cousin, get rid of this old spatula"
"No, I happen to like this fucking spatula."
"Why are you being such an asshole about the spatula?"
"It was your dead brother's spatula"
"Oh."
"Cousin, get rid of this old spatula"
"No, I happen to like this fucking spatula."
"Why are you being such an asshole about the spatula?"
"It was your dead brother's spatula"
"Oh."