Eric Reif
esreif.bsky.social
Eric Reif
@esreif.bsky.social
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"For more on why name-calling is an ineffective political strategy, we go now to the President of the United States, Donald Trump"
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Love to receive my regular update on the State of the Economy
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
October 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Once again begging people to say the second half of the “one bad apple” adage out loud
Q: Politico reported on a group chat of young Republicans. Does this just reflect some bad apples?

HOCHUL: Some bad apples? These are the future of the GOP. This is so vile it's hard to find the words to put into context ... there's gotta be consequences ... this bullshit has to stop.
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Catching up on Pete Hegseth’s speech
September 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A little more radiation and the shrimp will actually start frying rice
#Recall: For the fifth time this year, packaged shrimp has been recalled for possible contamination with the radioactive isotope Cesium-137. This new recall involves Kroger-brand peeled shrimp and Aqua Star shrimp skewers.
Nearly 160,000 Pounds of Shrimp Sold at Kroger and Other Stores Recalled for Possible Radioactive Contamination - Consumer Reports
Kroger and Aqua Star brand peeled shrimp and shrimp skewers were recalled for possible radioactive contamination with Cesium-137.
www.consumerreports.org
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just know you could convince RFK Jr that the average human body is riddled with midichlorians
August 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
He’s gonna send the National Guard into the museum so they have to let him fuck the flag
he… he just did the Betsy Ross Dril tweet but real
How stupid do you need to be to think the problem with history museums is there’s not enough “about the Future”
August 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"Obama's hip-hop BBQ didn't create jobs" ass headline
August 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
How are the rich gonna ride the buses if they’re all fleeing the city the second Zohran is elected?
Former Gov. and independent mayoral candidate Andrew Cuomo is presenting his own affordability plan to counter Dem nominee @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social. He says he would offer a 100% subsidy for low-income subway and bus riders. He says Mamdani's free bus plan "subsidizes the rich."
August 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Building a time machine to go back ten years and show this to myself at the DNC
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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July 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
my "bawdy letter to jeffrey epstein" has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my letter
July 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Labor Loves Cool James
LL Cool J said that he will not perform at Wawa Welcome America in Philadelphia on July 4th because of union strike

“There is absolutely no way I can perform across a picket line”
LL COOL J drops out of Wawa Welcome America concert because of union strike
LL COOL J said that he is not going to perform at Wawa Welcome America on July 4th in light of the AFSCME District Council 33 strike in Philadelphia.
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
July 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Pain
July 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I don't even live in New York but Zohran just reached up, grabbed my nose right off my face (antisemitic??), and held it in front of me between the fingers of his clenched fist and said "got your nose!" Fortunately he gave it back
The bar is high, but I think this is the dumbest anti-Zohran argument I've read so far www.nationalreview.com/2025/06/is-z...
June 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The name’s Al-Gaib, Lisan al-Gaib
Denis Villeneuve is officially set to direct the next James Bond film
June 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We’re so back
June 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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every morning digital marketers press a kill switch on our desk. if anyone does not hit their switch, an advertisement so perfectly targeted that all exposed to it turn into a P zombie gets sent to google ads. society gives us little credit for protecting the world from the threat we created
June 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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For the love of God, Montresor!
I have NO words
June 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
June 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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u will never catch me parrying, i refuse to Get Good
May 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ok, sure, I guess that's one idea.
May 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM