blessedly i have no idea what they did, other than apply numbing agent, make a lot of unpleasant sounds, and shove so much gauze in there I can’t stop gagging.

you’re not gonna believe this, but for a moment there, i *was* pregnant elsa

extraction complete. they didn’t let me keep the tooth but i DID get to take pictures of it. i won’t post em because they’re super bloody but my tooth nudes are available on request i suppose

it’s okay, i forgive you

i assume this means they’re deploying seal team 6 to my molar to rescue hostages

well the good news is I don’t think I need a root canal. the bad news is they’re using the phrase “surgical extraction” now

cloud actually kinda looking like the amano art from this angle somehow

i didn’t expect this honestly, but my mom has swooped in and got me set up with a decent place and is covering things (assuming they aren’t massively dangerously expensive, which i suppose is never a safe assumption). i am deeply, deeply fortunate in this particular case. so maybe it’ll be fine.

There's nothing sluttier or cyberer than posting a digital scan of your insides.

absolutely not

they said it. they said “root canal” in front of me

now on youtube, with footage of nintendogs AND cats youtu.be/Lxjpy3OtB_M

going to take some ibuprofen and…I don’t know. call my mom and see what she says to do