@sauerkraut @justintimberlake
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@sauerkraut @justintimberlake
Whoa almost made an oopsie trying to dress for less
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Whoa almost made an oopsie trying to dress for less
Me on the commode in the dark every morning coming up with new ways to be late to work
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Me on the commode in the dark every morning coming up with new ways to be late to work
My gf when she's in bed at 11:47pm and hears me turn on The Lord of the Rings: Dos Towers, knowing I either just spent $6 to rent the standard release, or started the extended cut I already digitally "own" (lease from Fandango).
March 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My gf when she's in bed at 11:47pm and hears me turn on The Lord of the Rings: Dos Towers, knowing I either just spent $6 to rent the standard release, or started the extended cut I already digitally "own" (lease from Fandango).
Sometimes you go searching for treasure. Sometimes it finds you.
February 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Sometimes you go searching for treasure. Sometimes it finds you.
EEEVERYthing is for sale, my dear.
January 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
EEEVERYthing is for sale, my dear.
When my gf's family tells me I can help myself to whatever's in the fridge for the 4th time today:
December 24, 2024 at 8:13 PM
When my gf's family tells me I can help myself to whatever's in the fridge for the 4th time today: