Granny Weatherwax
@esmeweatherwax.bsky.social
Old I may be, and hag I may be, but stupid I ain't.
I just said to the TV, “we’ve all had that day at work, kid.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just said to the TV, “we’ve all had that day at work, kid.”
"Apes don't read philosophy."
"Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it."
Explains a lot about our current age, really.
"Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it."
Explains a lot about our current age, really.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"Apes don't read philosophy."
"Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it."
Explains a lot about our current age, really.
"Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it."
Explains a lot about our current age, really.
I admit I am hoping that you don't tell them, and just don't show up, and they try to have an entire Thanksgiving with just green beans and pie. Because that would reflect the stinginess of their spirits.
I hope you and your family and the boy you have welcomed have a lovely dinner.
I hope you and your family and the boy you have welcomed have a lovely dinner.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I admit I am hoping that you don't tell them, and just don't show up, and they try to have an entire Thanksgiving with just green beans and pie. Because that would reflect the stinginess of their spirits.
I hope you and your family and the boy you have welcomed have a lovely dinner.
I hope you and your family and the boy you have welcomed have a lovely dinner.
Since Vimes was a Sergeant at Arms perhaps we can just keep them in separate categories
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Since Vimes was a Sergeant at Arms perhaps we can just keep them in separate categories
And John of God
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And John of God
How many times do you think the phrase "they'll never know" has come up in the administration's legal maneuvering?
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How many times do you think the phrase "they'll never know" has come up in the administration's legal maneuvering?
I think it explains almost every action by the administration, honestly
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think it explains almost every action by the administration, honestly
What astonishing legal innovations you get when you drive everyone with ethics and skills out of your employ
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What astonishing legal innovations you get when you drive everyone with ethics and skills out of your employ
Beware of signs, though.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Beware of signs, though.
I know this isn't remotely the point, but I very much want someone to make him explain what he means when he says "transgender for everyone." In a crowded field, it is the most insane thing he says repeatedly, and I want to know what he thinks that means.
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I know this isn't remotely the point, but I very much want someone to make him explain what he means when he says "transgender for everyone." In a crowded field, it is the most insane thing he says repeatedly, and I want to know what he thinks that means.
I rather got the impression that they do care about fraud, in that they are in favor of it if it makes them money
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I rather got the impression that they do care about fraud, in that they are in favor of it if it makes them money
That’s the bunny, yes
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That’s the bunny, yes
oh nooo I had no idea. I thought the widespread ridicule would have given people a minute to think.
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
oh nooo I had no idea. I thought the widespread ridicule would have given people a minute to think.
Wasn't there an author a few years back who wanted to copyright some very basic word that she used in her titles?
November 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Wasn't there an author a few years back who wanted to copyright some very basic word that she used in her titles?
If I ever found myself in one of their stores and an employee smiled at me, I would recoil, knowing the smile was forced on them by external forces. How jolly, indeed.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If I ever found myself in one of their stores and an employee smiled at me, I would recoil, knowing the smile was forced on them by external forces. How jolly, indeed.
It's still up. Wonder how long it will take them to gauge the reaction.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's still up. Wonder how long it will take them to gauge the reaction.
We've been debating this at home. On one hand, the Project 2025 folks would love to do away with SNAP entirely so it could be a trial balloon. OTOH, I think Trump believes that everyone will blame Democrats for hunger (because he tells them to believe it), so it could just be a nasty game to him
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
We've been debating this at home. On one hand, the Project 2025 folks would love to do away with SNAP entirely so it could be a trial balloon. OTOH, I think Trump believes that everyone will blame Democrats for hunger (because he tells them to believe it), so it could just be a nasty game to him
I wonder how long it will be before this news is interpreted as "Democrats were lying when they said Trump would refuse to fund SNAP"
I'm really glad the people are getting fed though
I'm really glad the people are getting fed though
November 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I wonder how long it will be before this news is interpreted as "Democrats were lying when they said Trump would refuse to fund SNAP"
I'm really glad the people are getting fed though
I'm really glad the people are getting fed though
I see a great deal of his phrasing when ICE officers charge into a peaceful crowd and then arrest people they bump because those people “made contact”
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I see a great deal of his phrasing when ICE officers charge into a peaceful crowd and then arrest people they bump because those people “made contact”
That is it, exactly. Phrased more like “how to claim self defense no matter the situation”
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That is it, exactly. Phrased more like “how to claim self defense no matter the situation”
Yes, "We keep asking him about Israel, something quite unrelated to the running of NYC, and when we force him to talk about it, it is clear that he is obsessed with Israel. Because he keeps talking about it. When we ask him to."
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Yes, "We keep asking him about Israel, something quite unrelated to the running of NYC, and when we force him to talk about it, it is clear that he is obsessed with Israel. Because he keeps talking about it. When we ask him to."