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former bobsled world champion #endburpingNOW
bluesky. initiate protocols.
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
future suicide victim breaks out 'the aristocrats joke', further isolates he self.
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
hey bro, check this out (holds my own phone up showing a picture of Epstein sitting shyly on my bed) whoopsy doodle (holds my phone up again showing a edit of kermit on american idol)
December 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
can i just say. andy richter was good on late night. fuck you if you say otherwise.
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
he fingerin' me but i just had dinner so i'm burping with every flick
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
you should not be allowed to watch the NFL outside of the U.S. you can't be from melbourne and caring about a 4th down. you've got AFL or NRL and that's IT. no more brainless yank cultural consumption
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
*kid* wow this candy store is really exciting.
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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ohhh so fifa is like FASCIST fascist
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
here's a million dollar idea for free. crank yankers but for women
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
and the worst thing is. the toenails aren't even cute
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Homer Simpson cantando "Macho man"
YouTube video by Woopize
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
any parents think we should start a group for our right to drink? i'm tired of being victimized by my children simply for doing the thing that brings out the best in me!
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
eraserhead? i hardly know her! bobs big boy.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
i'm on a sea shanty diet. i see food i shan't y-eat it
December 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i am very close to completing my lolly pop golem
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
unlocked a roller door. left the key in. opened the roller door. whoops.
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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im learning how to dougie
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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if i see a single Spotify Wrapped this year i'm cutting your head off
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
iphone is kind of like irl q-pid from death stranbdign
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
happy munnel day
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
bluesky discovery tab:

Erin_Klobosh @erinklobosh.bsky.social
i had a nice thanksgiving. gobble gobble!

that_buzzkill_your_mother_warned_you_about @democratsforever.bsky.social
oh you went to the grocery store today? how's it feel to
ensure a 3rd trump term?
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i've been noticing my children have been very aggravated lately. they tell me they're frustrated by my alcoholism but i think they're just making excuses. any advice?
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
the largest movie ever made? well titanic was pretty big.
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
just had a thought... what's the funniest movie they made?
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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