📚 Admiral Hexeipha; ☕
eseipha.bsky.social
📚 Admiral Hexeipha; ☕
@eseipha.bsky.social
✨ABSOLUTE GRANDMA✨

VERY Opinionated & Sarcastic
Opinions are my own

Destiny Digest Producer
Streamer wrangler extraordinaire

Bookworm and fantasy fiend

Mother of two weirdo cats

She/Her/They
Quick PSA:

Tires are good for ~5 years, low usage or not.

Don't be like my mother; do get new tires after 5 years.

And if your mechanic says to avoid long trips on your old tires, please listen and don't do multiple 400km trips...

It'll save you so much stress and headache, trust me. 🫠🙃
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It is done... 😮‍💨
October 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Unearthed these artifacts today.

An era is now over. 🫡

(Still have a few decks, but no more bulk.)
August 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My favourite moment from Erra's show last night 😂🖤

(shoutout to @ahoeyhoey.bsky.social for the edit <3)
August 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
To my ND peeps:

If your SO collects Pokémon TCG, and you think you'll just open packs sometimes, for that sweet dopamine, and your SO will keep the cards, because you def don't need an expensive new hobby...

Don't. Just don't.

I told myself that. 🫠

And here I am; going for Master Set 151. 🙃
August 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Gotta love when Twitch crashes on you and you don't notice because you're working...

GG 🥲
July 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I know it's completely ridiculous, but I am genuinely so mad and upset about it this.

Especially since it makes no sense how it even happened!

So close to a full-year streak on TikTok 😭😭😭
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Being a mood reader sucks so bad sometimes. 😭

Like, do I want to read romantasy, fantasy, sci-fi, historical fiction, romance?

Do I want something light/cozy or dark/heavy?

And then when you think you know what you want?

BAM! Your brain says no, and you're back to trying to figure it out... 🫠
July 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I guess this is a thing now 🤣
July 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
As much as our healthcare has some annoying flaws, it also has some upsides.

Had a call with my doc 1h ago, for a possible AHDH Dx.
Gives me a Rx for Vyvanse; cool, let's try it.

Just got a call from my pharmacy; it'll be ready tmrw.

I've been sitting on my patio, reading the whole time. #Win 🤣
July 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Happy Canada to my fellow Canadians, you wild animals! 🤣🇨🇦
July 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not my garden, but my neighbour's, right after a rainfall 🖤
June 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Any of my Toronto mutual willing to help a girl out? 🥹

I'm looking for someone willing to brave Costco to buy 2 Pokemon Prismatic Bundles.

I'll of cover gas on top of the costs of the bundles, and I can tell you exactly which warehouses should have some in stock, to avoid wasting your time. 💜
June 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Great White North? 🇨🇦

More like Great Scorched North...

♨️🫠🥲
June 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ok, I see you with this beautiful edition, @torbooks.bsky.social 😍
June 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Got picked by two friends for this...

I just got that type of vibe, I guess? 💀👻
June 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Super random question for my Pokémon Cards collector friends: would anyone have copies of this card they don't want/need?

It's pretty much worth nothing but I love the art 😂💜
June 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
My brain got way lost in the sauce, but I had SO MUCH FUN messing around and making fake album covers for these mashups. 😂

They're super basic and nothing complicated, but it's was nice to just not take myself seriously and just have fun with this. 🖤
June 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Did I just spend a stupid amount of time downloading a mashup song from YT, editing the metadata, and then adding it to my Spotify so I could listen to it anywhere, anytime?

Why, yes, yes I did... 🫠🤣
June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
LDR Date Night Idea: Opening Pokémon Cards on Discord 🥰💜
May 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My partner created a monster 🤣🤣🤣
May 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"'The Dogeressa's been excommunicated! TWICE!'
'Some very fine people have been excommunicated,' said Balthazar.
'It's well known she poisoned her husband!'
'Some very fine people have poisoned their husbands,' murmured Baptiste."

I forgot how hilarious, raw, and witty Abercrombie can be 🤣🖤
May 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Reading can be a pretty lonely endeavour, but Buddy Reads are so good at countering that feeling. 🥰

Also, @loveliesque.bsky.social is a fantastic Buddy Reader, that k you for making these reads even more fun. 😊💜
May 16, 2025 at 2:21 AM
And here we go, my (belated) birthday gift to myself 🥰 🖤
May 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
And some not too shabby pulls from Scarlet & Violet 💜
April 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM