Jay
@escapistpro.bsky.social
Blame it on the AuDHD.
32, he/him, queer,📍SC
♾️👨🏼🏫 Math, languages, philosophy
📚🍿 Fantasy, sci-fi, horror
🎮🤓 Digimon, MtG, Kingdom Hearts
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
32, he/him, queer,📍SC
♾️👨🏼🏫 Math, languages, philosophy
📚🍿 Fantasy, sci-fi, horror
🎮🤓 Digimon, MtG, Kingdom Hearts
“If they give ya hell, tell em go fuck themselves” —Halestorm
Got 2 boxes of Billion Bullet. Ended up with every single card in the set EXCEPT FOR TERRIERMON. Why does the universe hate me 😭
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Got 2 boxes of Billion Bullet. Ended up with every single card in the set EXCEPT FOR TERRIERMON. Why does the universe hate me 😭
Saw an ad for a Gabumon fleece onesie, immediately clicked, out of stock
I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then
I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Saw an ad for a Gabumon fleece onesie, immediately clicked, out of stock
I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then
I guess I’ll just go fuck myself then
Halestorm’s “I Like It Heavy” is already an amazing song, but the “If There’s A God” mini-ballad at the end is one of the few pieces of music that will always send shivers down my spine.
If it ever fails to elicit a visceral reaction from me, just go ahead and put me down right then and there, thx
If it ever fails to elicit a visceral reaction from me, just go ahead and put me down right then and there, thx
October 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Halestorm’s “I Like It Heavy” is already an amazing song, but the “If There’s A God” mini-ballad at the end is one of the few pieces of music that will always send shivers down my spine.
If it ever fails to elicit a visceral reaction from me, just go ahead and put me down right then and there, thx
If it ever fails to elicit a visceral reaction from me, just go ahead and put me down right then and there, thx
Was describing events from “Cadáver Exquisito” to hubby, and he asked some theoretical questions.
Now, I am NOT an expert in cannibalism, but what I *AM* is a curious dumbass…
I am probably on an FBI watchlist due to my search history now :)
Now, I am NOT an expert in cannibalism, but what I *AM* is a curious dumbass…
I am probably on an FBI watchlist due to my search history now :)
October 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Was describing events from “Cadáver Exquisito” to hubby, and he asked some theoretical questions.
Now, I am NOT an expert in cannibalism, but what I *AM* is a curious dumbass…
I am probably on an FBI watchlist due to my search history now :)
Now, I am NOT an expert in cannibalism, but what I *AM* is a curious dumbass…
I am probably on an FBI watchlist due to my search history now :)
Four RPGs to get to know me
October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Four RPGs to get to know me
Going to a mandatory meeting that you’re not allowed to skip or leave, then hearing the words “breakout rooms”
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Going to a mandatory meeting that you’re not allowed to skip or leave, then hearing the words “breakout rooms”
Made it about 1/4 of the way through “Tender is the Flesh” before deciding to start over and read it in the original Spanish.
Will it take a little longer? Sure, but i think it’s worth it to read the original works when you can. Plus I’ll expand my vocabulary a little, so win-win
Will it take a little longer? Sure, but i think it’s worth it to read the original works when you can. Plus I’ll expand my vocabulary a little, so win-win
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Made it about 1/4 of the way through “Tender is the Flesh” before deciding to start over and read it in the original Spanish.
Will it take a little longer? Sure, but i think it’s worth it to read the original works when you can. Plus I’ll expand my vocabulary a little, so win-win
Will it take a little longer? Sure, but i think it’s worth it to read the original works when you can. Plus I’ll expand my vocabulary a little, so win-win
Bad news: My Pandora shuffle seems to be broken.
Good news: it’s stuck only playing sea shanties
As far as problems go, this is not one 🙂↔️
Good news: it’s stuck only playing sea shanties
As far as problems go, this is not one 🙂↔️
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bad news: My Pandora shuffle seems to be broken.
Good news: it’s stuck only playing sea shanties
As far as problems go, this is not one 🙂↔️
Good news: it’s stuck only playing sea shanties
As far as problems go, this is not one 🙂↔️
Logging in for work after taking off a long weekend to go camping and finding 104 notifications waiting for you
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Logging in for work after taking off a long weekend to go camping and finding 104 notifications waiting for you
If you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games:
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XIV
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XIV
If you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games:
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XV
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XV
If you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games:
Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy XII
Final Fantasy VI
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy XII
Final Fantasy VI
Final Fantasy Tactics
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If you see this, QTP with your top 4 Final Fantasy games:
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XIV
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy XIV
Finished Islington’s #Licanius Trilogy today. Not only was it fucking amazing, it also reminded me once again that I am Such A Slut For Time Travel As A Plot Device™️
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Finished Islington’s #Licanius Trilogy today. Not only was it fucking amazing, it also reminded me once again that I am Such A Slut For Time Travel As A Plot Device™️
It’s probably time we update the horribly outdated phrase “snake oil salesman”
How about “deployer of riot police”
How about “deployer of riot police”
October 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It’s probably time we update the horribly outdated phrase “snake oil salesman”
How about “deployer of riot police”
How about “deployer of riot police”
Spent 20 mins looking for a book I KNEW i had… found it only after scouring every bookshelf and book pile, then returning to re-check the first bookshelf i had looked at.
I think i may have too many books 🫠
I think i may have too many books 🫠
October 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Spent 20 mins looking for a book I KNEW i had… found it only after scouring every bookshelf and book pile, then returning to re-check the first bookshelf i had looked at.
I think i may have too many books 🫠
I think i may have too many books 🫠
Oh my god Karen you can’t just call somebody a Kant because they believe morality must be based on reason, not on emotion nor personal experience
October 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Oh my god Karen you can’t just call somebody a Kant because they believe morality must be based on reason, not on emotion nor personal experience
The depresso hit me hard af today boiiii, but if there’s one coping mechanism I’ve perfected it’s escapism 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The depresso hit me hard af today boiiii, but if there’s one coping mechanism I’ve perfected it’s escapism 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Not to brag or anything, but in a work meeting today we did a 2 Truths And a Lie icebreaker and not a single person clocked my lie 💅🏼
September 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not to brag or anything, but in a work meeting today we did a 2 Truths And a Lie icebreaker and not a single person clocked my lie 💅🏼
The rapture actually DID happen today, but I got lonely being the only one up there so I decided to float back down
September 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The rapture actually DID happen today, but I got lonely being the only one up there so I decided to float back down
What is up my fellow Tylenol-Americans
September 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
What is up my fellow Tylenol-Americans
When somebody makes the mistake of mentioning Digimon, Kingdom Hearts, Ender’s Game, or Wolfsong in my presence
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When somebody makes the mistake of mentioning Digimon, Kingdom Hearts, Ender’s Game, or Wolfsong in my presence
Can you imagine if tomorrow IS the rapture, and the entirety of MAGA gets left behind? How do you think they’d react? Would they finally realize they’ve been the exact opposite of Christlike all along? Or would they claim it was actually Satan’s rapture and Jesus’ rapture is still to come
September 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Can you imagine if tomorrow IS the rapture, and the entirety of MAGA gets left behind? How do you think they’d react? Would they finally realize they’ve been the exact opposite of Christlike all along? Or would they claim it was actually Satan’s rapture and Jesus’ rapture is still to come
Activating like a sleeper cell any time you hear a drawn-out “reeeeeeed”
September 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Activating like a sleeper cell any time you hear a drawn-out “reeeeeeed”
Straight up “I don’t even know where the Quiznos is” energy
September 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Straight up “I don’t even know where the Quiznos is” energy
It’s almost October, which means i need to decide what horror books i’ll be reading.
Top 3 are definitely getting read. Any others on the list that should be moved up?
Top 3 are definitely getting read. Any others on the list that should be moved up?
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It’s almost October, which means i need to decide what horror books i’ll be reading.
Top 3 are definitely getting read. Any others on the list that should be moved up?
Top 3 are definitely getting read. Any others on the list that should be moved up?
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"Families led to financial ruin because the men gamble away their 401(k)s on fanduel with betting advice provided by a toaster" makes you understand why the Butlerian Jihad happened
September 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"Families led to financial ruin because the men gamble away their 401(k)s on fanduel with betting advice provided by a toaster" makes you understand why the Butlerian Jihad happened