EscapeeMum
@escapeemum.bsky.social
Brit 🇬🇧 in Wellington, Aotearoa 🇳🇿
(Kinda lonely. Trying not to show it. Sshhh. ❤️)
(Kinda lonely. Trying not to show it. Sshhh. ❤️)
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I’m in…
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
February 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’m in…
Yup. If you just want to switch off and laugh. Watch it. 👍🏻
#KindaPregnant
#KindaPregnant
I’ve read some really nasty, tacky reviews of this today…and glad I didn’t listen to them. #KindaPregnant was just what I needed tonight.
February 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Yup. If you just want to switch off and laugh. Watch it. 👍🏻
#KindaPregnant
#KindaPregnant
Kinda Pregnant | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix Asia
youtu.be
February 7, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Exactly this. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Why are they not screaming from the rooftops?!!!!
Why are they not screaming from the rooftops?!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP???
February 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Exactly this. 🤷♀️🤷♀️
Why are they not screaming from the rooftops?!!!!
Why are they not screaming from the rooftops?!!!!
Reposted by EscapeeMum
WHERE THE FUCK IS DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP???
February 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
WHERE THE FUCK IS DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP???
Open the gate, I’m coming aboard. Over to you captain👩✈️ (and crew). ❤️
A gay guy, a Black man, and a woman walk into a flight deck— that’s not the beginning of a joke, but just a regular day at work! There was so much DEI on this plane that we could hardly get in the air. Luckily my limp wrists were able to wrestle the heavy jet back to the ground 💅🏼
February 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Open the gate, I’m coming aboard. Over to you captain👩✈️ (and crew). ❤️
I read this and thought… that can’t be true, I need to check… wtf?! He’s disgusting!!!!!! 😡😢
When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.
January 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I read this and thought… that can’t be true, I need to check… wtf?! He’s disgusting!!!!!! 😡😢
Couldn't make the match today...
*checks out highlights*...
2-1 loss - one own goal and a poacher after the keeper drops the ball... ffs lads... you're really making this hard... 😩
#WellingtonPhoenix ⚽
*checks out highlights*...
2-1 loss - one own goal and a poacher after the keeper drops the ball... ffs lads... you're really making this hard... 😩
#WellingtonPhoenix ⚽
January 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Couldn't make the match today...
*checks out highlights*...
2-1 loss - one own goal and a poacher after the keeper drops the ball... ffs lads... you're really making this hard... 😩
#WellingtonPhoenix ⚽
*checks out highlights*...
2-1 loss - one own goal and a poacher after the keeper drops the ball... ffs lads... you're really making this hard... 😩
#WellingtonPhoenix ⚽
It really pisses me off that I value (and depend on) Facebook for allowing me to keep in touch with pretty much everyone I know (who are all 12,000 miles away)... when I really wish I could just dump it like Twitter. (Zuckerberg, you're spineless and morally bankrupt. 😡)
January 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It really pisses me off that I value (and depend on) Facebook for allowing me to keep in touch with pretty much everyone I know (who are all 12,000 miles away)... when I really wish I could just dump it like Twitter. (Zuckerberg, you're spineless and morally bankrupt. 😡)
100%. ❤️
All good people, go and rescue one.
🐶🐕🦺🐩🦮
All good people, go and rescue one.
🐶🐕🦺🐩🦮
January 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
100%. ❤️
All good people, go and rescue one.
🐶🐕🦺🐩🦮
All good people, go and rescue one.
🐶🐕🦺🐩🦮
Things happening today:
Me - going back to work.
Also me - knowing I’m going to break my NY commitment not to buy a date and orange scone from the work cafe about 15 mins after I get there. 😩
Me - going back to work.
Also me - knowing I’m going to break my NY commitment not to buy a date and orange scone from the work cafe about 15 mins after I get there. 😩
January 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Things happening today:
Me - going back to work.
Also me - knowing I’m going to break my NY commitment not to buy a date and orange scone from the work cafe about 15 mins after I get there. 😩
Me - going back to work.
Also me - knowing I’m going to break my NY commitment not to buy a date and orange scone from the work cafe about 15 mins after I get there. 😩
My dream…
I'm stepping down from my position as an adult.
It turns out this isn’t for me, but I did appreciate the opportunity.
🤣😂
It turns out this isn’t for me, but I did appreciate the opportunity.
🤣😂
January 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My dream…
Me: … I’m leaving Twitter and going to BlueSky solely to talk about movies and TV because I don’t want to get sucked into political angst any more.
Also Me:… Hears about Biden pardoning Hunter and immediately follows all news outlets and favourite commentators.
Fuck…
Also Me:… Hears about Biden pardoning Hunter and immediately follows all news outlets and favourite commentators.
Fuck…
December 2, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Me: … I’m leaving Twitter and going to BlueSky solely to talk about movies and TV because I don’t want to get sucked into political angst any more.
Also Me:… Hears about Biden pardoning Hunter and immediately follows all news outlets and favourite commentators.
Fuck…
Also Me:… Hears about Biden pardoning Hunter and immediately follows all news outlets and favourite commentators.
Fuck…
Jamie. You know I’m a fan but you keep making it harder and harder to like you… 😩
#Yellowstone
#Yellowstone
November 26, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Jamie. You know I’m a fan but you keep making it harder and harder to like you… 😩
#Yellowstone
#Yellowstone
Last book 📚 I read (listened to):
The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee
Last movie I watched (and liked):
Lee. (Kate Winslet - I love you for growing old and curvy like the rest of us and not caring who sees). ❤️
The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee
Last movie I watched (and liked):
Lee. (Kate Winslet - I love you for growing old and curvy like the rest of us and not caring who sees). ❤️
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Last book 📚 I read (listened to):
The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee
Last movie I watched (and liked):
Lee. (Kate Winslet - I love you for growing old and curvy like the rest of us and not caring who sees). ❤️
The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee
Last movie I watched (and liked):
Lee. (Kate Winslet - I love you for growing old and curvy like the rest of us and not caring who sees). ❤️
Current fave TV show:
#Yellowstone (#TeamJamie but don’t let that put you off..)
Best Band in the whole world ever:
James. (Tim Booth mesmerises me… 😵💫)
Sports teams:
#WellingtonPhoenix ⚽️
#TheBlackCaps 🏏
#F1. 🏎 Go Liam Lawson. (Kiwi boy. 🇳🇿 )
#Yellowstone (#TeamJamie but don’t let that put you off..)
Best Band in the whole world ever:
James. (Tim Booth mesmerises me… 😵💫)
Sports teams:
#WellingtonPhoenix ⚽️
#TheBlackCaps 🏏
#F1. 🏎 Go Liam Lawson. (Kiwi boy. 🇳🇿 )
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Current fave TV show:
#Yellowstone (#TeamJamie but don’t let that put you off..)
Best Band in the whole world ever:
James. (Tim Booth mesmerises me… 😵💫)
Sports teams:
#WellingtonPhoenix ⚽️
#TheBlackCaps 🏏
#F1. 🏎 Go Liam Lawson. (Kiwi boy. 🇳🇿 )
#Yellowstone (#TeamJamie but don’t let that put you off..)
Best Band in the whole world ever:
James. (Tim Booth mesmerises me… 😵💫)
Sports teams:
#WellingtonPhoenix ⚽️
#TheBlackCaps 🏏
#F1. 🏎 Go Liam Lawson. (Kiwi boy. 🇳🇿 )
I shall search for nice people when it’s not nearly 1am with work tomorrow. 😬
Here’s a teeny bit of me to get us started… if you’re a kindred spirit… say hello…
Here’s a teeny bit of me to get us started… if you’re a kindred spirit… say hello…
November 24, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I shall search for nice people when it’s not nearly 1am with work tomorrow. 😬
Here’s a teeny bit of me to get us started… if you’re a kindred spirit… say hello…
Here’s a teeny bit of me to get us started… if you’re a kindred spirit… say hello…
Umm… hello.
New to the party.
*Waves* 👋🏻
New to the party.
*Waves* 👋🏻
November 24, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Umm… hello.
New to the party.
*Waves* 👋🏻
New to the party.
*Waves* 👋🏻