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🚨 MUTANT DRAMA ALERT 🚨

My blog, Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis, is serving up Uncanny X-Men recaps with mustaches, dinos, and daddy issues (oh my)! Kicking off with #114—read now & scream with me.

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Mutant drama. Psychic breakdowns. Questionable leadership. And one woman with a bob full of secrets. Welcome to Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis. Link in bio 💻🧬💅

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May 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Inside Jean Grey’s mind: two 13-year-olds in a greenhouse whisper-screaming ‘YOU ARE POWER… YOU ARE GLAMOUR… YOU ARE A COLONIAL DOMINATRIX!!’ while Mastermind lights a scented candle and calls it psychological warfare. 🧠🕯️🖤 #BlackQueenBreakdown #JeanGrey #HellfireHotMess #MutantMessAndMildPsychosis
May 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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✨DAZZLER DEBUT ALERT✨
Jean’s in a psychic wedding, Kitty’s sneaking around like it’s Mutant Home Alone, and the X-Men just crashed a rave. Full disco drama now live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis!
#XMen #UncannyXMen #Dazzler #MutantMess #JeanGrey #KittyPryde
The Uncanny X-Men 130 “Dazzler”
“Dazzler Debuts, Jean Gets Married (?!), and the Hellfire Club Throws a Rave AND a Kidnapping”
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May 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Me at the slightest whiff of psychic manipulation.

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May 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Mutants. Meltdowns. Mind control.
It’s not just X-Men canon—it’s Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
Get in, loser, we’re reviewing comics.
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#XMen #ComicBlog #MutantMess #JeanGrey #DazzlerStan
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Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis is my chaotic love letter to The Uncanny X-Men, where I’ll recap, review, and roast every issue starting with #114, diving into the drama, trauma, and mutant madness with ...
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May 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Jean Grey trying to explain the last 48 hours: psychic weddings, memory manipulation, disco-based mutant rescues, and now she’s the Black Queen???
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#XMen #JeanGrey #MutantMess #PhoenixProblems #DarkPhoenixSaga #HellfireClub #DramaQueenEnergy
May 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Hellfire’s creeping, Kitty’s peeping, and Jean’s slipping into full corset-core delusion. Uncanny X-Men #129 is here and the drama is elite.
Live now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis 💅
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The Uncanny X-Men #129 “God Spare the Child…”
Psychic Voyages, Corporate Villains, and One Very Bad Day at the Malt Shoppe
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May 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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✨Reality is unraveling, Storm is unleashing her goddess rage, and Colossus is serving shiny trauma in Edinburgh. Proteus is the chaos king, and the X-Men are barely holding it together.
New post is live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis!
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The Uncanny X-Men #128 “The Action of the Tiger!”
Broken Realities, Emotional Casualties, and the Shiniest Ass in Comics
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May 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Arcade said “Kill your comrades,” and Piotr Rasputin said “How soon?”
Get the full proletariat betrayal breakdown in Uncanny X-Men #124—now live on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.

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April 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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The Uncanny X-Men #124

In one of his finest displays of optic precision, Cyclops channels his inner geometry nerd and fires a blast so geometrically precise it would make Pythagoras weep.

Read more in my latest blog post live now on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis!
April 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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🔥 She’s a rebel, she’s a devil—Jean Grey’s serving cosmic chaos and existential glow-ups in Uncanny X-Men #125, and Moira’s stress is at an all-time high 😬✨. 🔥

Full psychic breakdown drops Friday @ 10 AM EST at Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis! 💥 #JeanGrey #PhoenixForce #XMen125 #MutantMess #MarvelTok
April 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Jean’s rewriting physics ✨ Moira’s one lab coat away from a breakdown 😵‍💫 and Cyclops is holding it together with duct tape, denial, and ✨optics✨.
Issue #125 is pure psychic turbulence, babe. Buckle up 🌀🔥
#XMen #PhoenixSaga #JeanGrey #MutantMess
The Uncanny X-Men #125: There’s Something AWFUL on Muir Island
Jean Grey’s Power Level: Over 9000, Moira’s Stress Level: Off the Charts!
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April 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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🚨 Reality's breaking, Jean's LARPing, Moira's armed, and Cyclops is leading like a malfunctioning Roomba. Proteus said "screw physics" and the X-Men are barely hanging on. Welcome to Uncanny X-Men #126! 🌪️✨

#XMen #MutantMess #ProteusProblem #XMenFans #marvel
The Uncanny X-Men #126 “How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tooth…”
Jean’s Lost in Horny History, Cyclops Has the Audacity, and Proteus Just Said ‘Screw Physics’
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April 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Arcade’s back, baby! Robots, death traps, and ✨murderous whimsy✨ abound in Uncanny X-Men #124. It’s chaos, it’s camp, it’s a live-action game of “oops, all trauma.”
Catch the full recap now:
#XMen #MutantMess #Arcade #marvel #comics
The Uncanny X-Men #124 “He only laughs when I HURT!”
When Your Friend Turns into a Soviet-Sized Problem.
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April 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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🎪 MURDERWORLD IS BACK, BABY 🎪

COLOSSUS IS BRAINWASHED. STORM IS DROWNING. ARCADE IS THRIVING.

It’s traps, trauma, and tacky robots in Uncanny X-Men #124 and I am LOSING IT.

New Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis drops Friday @ 10am.

#XMen #MutantMess #BlogChaos #SomeoneHelpStorm
April 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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“Totally normal and handsome man appreciating the view. No sinister mind control plans here. Nope. Not at all. Foreshadowing? I don’t know her.”

👀✨ The drama is brewing in Uncanny X-Men #122! Dive into the mess on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis! #XMen #JeanGrey #Foreshadowing #MutantMess
March 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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🚨NEW POST ALERT🚨
The X-Men take on Alpha Flight at the Calgary Stampede in Uncanny X-Men #121, and let’s just say… Storm controls the weather, but the drama? That’s all Wolverine. Betrayals, blizzards, & a dramatic exit—this issue has it . ❄️🔥

Live tomorrow at 10 AM EST! #XMen #AlphaFlight #Comics
March 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Alpha Flight said, “You’re coming home with us,” and Wolverine said, “Over my dead body.” 😤💥 Cyclops is serving DOM TOP energy 😏, Northstar is causing problems (as he should) ✨, and Storm just casually saves the continent. 🌪️💅 The X-Men? A mess. The drama? Immaculate. 🎭🔥

#XMen #Wolverine #MutantMess
The Uncanny X-Men #121: “Shoot-Out at the Stampede”
There’s More Than a Blizzard in the Forecast…
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March 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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🚨 LEADERSHIP 101 WITH CYCLOPS 🚨
Gaslight. Gatekeep. Optic Blast. 😎✨

Cyclops’ totally reasonable rules of leadership—because failure is never his fault. 👀🔥

📢 More mutant mess where that came from at Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis! ⬇️ #XMen #Cyclops #MutantMess

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March 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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When Scott needs advice, but Professor X is too busy reading the room 👀💭 instead of mentoring. Meanwhile, Scott’s over here trying to hold it together 💥 while Jean spirals 😬. Classic. Get the full mess on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis 💥

📲 Check it out! #x-men

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March 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Jean Grey meets Jason Wyngarde (and we’re all screwed) 😵‍💫. Storm takes a gut-wrenching trip to Harlem 💔, Colossus has an existential meltdown 🎭, and Scott Summers realizes he has the personality of a tax form 📑😴. Uncanny X-Men #122 chaos—full recap drops tomorrow at 10 AM!

#XMen #MutantMess #Comics
March 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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🚨New post alert, Mutant Chaos Queens!🚨

Jean Grey just met Jason Wyngarde, and well… we’re all doomed. 🤦‍♂️ Plus, Cyclops is stuffy, Wolverine’s dramatic, and Storm takes a heartbreaking trip to Harlem.

Dive into the Uncanny X-Men #122 recap now! ⚡️🔮✨

#XMen #MutantMess #JeanGrey #Storm #Marvel
The Uncanny X-Men #122 “Cry for the Children”
Jean Grey Meets Jason Wyngarde (And We’re All Screwed)
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March 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Wolverine’s on the run, but can he survive a Canadian showdown with Alpha Flight? Spoiler: It’s a hot mess. Dive into my latest post for all the mutant drama in Uncanny X-Men #120!

#XMen #Wolverine #MutantMess #comics #marvel #alphaflight
The Uncanny X-Men #120: “Wanted: Wolverine! Dead or Alive.”
Wolverine’s Got a Canadian Problem... and a Fashion Emergency!
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March 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Moses Magnum is shaking things up (literally), Banshee is screaming for his life, and Wolverine is catching feelings in 2.5 seconds.

Uncanny X-Men #119 is pure chaos, and I’m breaking it all down on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis!💥 #XMen #Comics #Review #Marvel #UncannyXMen
The Uncanny X-Men #119 “Twas the Night Before Christmas…”
Explosions, Screaming, and the Dramatic Stylings of Moses Magnum!
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March 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Is someone here to witness Wolverine catching feelings in 2.5 seconds? OBVI. Get the full mess on Mutant Mess & Mild Psychosis.
#Wolverine #XMen #MutantMess #Marvel #UncannyXMen #WolverinesFeelings #MutantDrama #ComicBookMemes
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM