erynne <3
@erynnestanton.bsky.social
full of chaos. following in the tradition of my father by becoming an emotionally shattered lions fan.
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erynne <3
@erynnestanton.bsky.social
· Jan 23
okay final thing so I can pin it to the top of my feed on the rare occasion someone stumbles upon my bluesky page: queer people are real and amazing and here to stay, trans people are the fucking coolest and also exist (and always will!), immigrants belong here, (1/2)
I, too, am also disappointed in the Lions like Tony Romo
September 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I, too, am also disappointed in the Lions like Tony Romo
and so it begins.
can the lions please pull it together
can the lions please pull it together
September 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
and so it begins.
can the lions please pull it together
can the lions please pull it together
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my beef with so many centrist democrats is honestly less their ideology than their total lack of political instincts. the actual public is going wild with epstein speculation and this anonymous idiot is skeptical that it is playing outside of washington www.axios.com/2025/07/24/j...
"This whole thing is just such bulls**t": Not every Democrat wants to talk about Epstein
"I don't think this issue is big outside the Beltway," one prominent centrist House Democrat told Axios.
www.axios.com
July 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
my beef with so many centrist democrats is honestly less their ideology than their total lack of political instincts. the actual public is going wild with epstein speculation and this anonymous idiot is skeptical that it is playing outside of washington www.axios.com/2025/07/24/j...
PRIDE MONTH NEVER ENDS
Two male penguins, Scampi & Flounder, are raising a chick together at Chester Zoo in the UK.
July 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
PRIDE MONTH NEVER ENDS
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You all said Mr. President would fully shit his pants but he only shit 3/4 of his pants. You all look pretty stupid now, don’t you?
US TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT: THIS WAS TRUMP’S INTENTION ALL ALONG.
April 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You all said Mr. President would fully shit his pants but he only shit 3/4 of his pants. You all look pretty stupid now, don’t you?
big things are happening!!!
April 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
big things are happening!!!
this is at my small public university in michigan. this is insane.
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
this is at my small public university in michigan. this is insane.
yk, i’m really glad cory booker did what he did, but it’s time for others to step up. none of this can mean anything when al green is still censured, when a bunch of dems wore pink like it was going to make the president cry. you want good trouble? heckling and disrupting would be a good start.
April 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
yk, i’m really glad cory booker did what he did, but it’s time for others to step up. none of this can mean anything when al green is still censured, when a bunch of dems wore pink like it was going to make the president cry. you want good trouble? heckling and disrupting would be a good start.
MAKING MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE!!!
March 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
MAKING MY CHILDHOOD DREAMS COME TRUE!!!
can I have my spit back
23andMe, the DNA testing firm that helps people learn their ancestry, has filed for bankruptcy protection.
March 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
can I have my spit back
brb, about to go add a random reporter to our groupchat about committing war crimes in the middle east without once confirming he is who I think he is. can’t see how this would fail.
March 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
brb, about to go add a random reporter to our groupchat about committing war crimes in the middle east without once confirming he is who I think he is. can’t see how this would fail.
dw pete, it’s very common for interns to make mistakes, even in government! it’s how we learn and grow to be big boy adults <3
March 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
dw pete, it’s very common for interns to make mistakes, even in government! it’s how we learn and grow to be big boy adults <3
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
just got done making cookies and chicken tenders and velveeta mac n cheese all at once. currently sweating. please do not contact me at this time.
March 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
just got done making cookies and chicken tenders and velveeta mac n cheese all at once. currently sweating. please do not contact me at this time.
me when I see the price of eggs and I try to reverse psychology the grocery store so they know it’s safe to price it below $10
eggs aren't even that good. they're just ok
March 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
me when I see the price of eggs and I try to reverse psychology the grocery store so they know it’s safe to price it below $10
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World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
theonion.com/world-w...
theonion.com/world-w...
February 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power
theonion.com/world-w...
theonion.com/world-w...
nothing is real anymore.
KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) are moving their U.S. headquarters from Kentucky to Texas.
February 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
nothing is real anymore.
also you’re BLIND and DEAF if you’re fucking incapable of comprehending the moment that was that performance. kendrick has always been that bitch, but you’re witnessing a generational run and symbolism that has me believing you were left behind in school. peel open your eyeballs.
February 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
also you’re BLIND and DEAF if you’re fucking incapable of comprehending the moment that was that performance. kendrick has always been that bitch, but you’re witnessing a generational run and symbolism that has me believing you were left behind in school. peel open your eyeballs.
I will say it online for the first time, but also again: if you are currently complaining about the Kendrick Lamar halftime show on Facebook, I’ve got bad news for you. the super bowl is no longer being produced for you. you are old. go to bed.
February 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I will say it online for the first time, but also again: if you are currently complaining about the Kendrick Lamar halftime show on Facebook, I’ve got bad news for you. the super bowl is no longer being produced for you. you are old. go to bed.
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
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Wish I knew somebody who was in one of the two halls of Congress right now.
Congress must take action to restore the rule of law.
February 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Wish I knew somebody who was in one of the two halls of Congress right now.
“you’re gonna be doing a fun thing to escape from the horrors next week. isn’t it gonna suck that you can’t afford to get things at the store to support those fun things because of Orange Man?”
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT PLEASE
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT PLEASE
February 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“you’re gonna be doing a fun thing to escape from the horrors next week. isn’t it gonna suck that you can’t afford to get things at the store to support those fun things because of Orange Man?”
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT PLEASE
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT PLEASE
drunk posting from bluesky? more likely than you think
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
drunk posting from bluesky? more likely than you think
I would tweet that AI is a scam and that developers don’t care about its impact on humanity because they’re just in it for the money, but that would be unfair to every other oligarch doing the same thing 😞
January 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I would tweet that AI is a scam and that developers don’t care about its impact on humanity because they’re just in it for the money, but that would be unfair to every other oligarch doing the same thing 😞
did u know love also includes being subconsciously snuggled by your half-asleep boyfriend in the mornings bc I did not
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
did u know love also includes being subconsciously snuggled by your half-asleep boyfriend in the mornings bc I did not