STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

SORRY THIS IS SO FUNNY THOUGH

One sentence that never fails: “Someone’s having big feelings!” 🫠

When you’re squirming and whining in desperate horniness.

When you’re crying and pouting about being a big kid.

When you’ve cum so many times you’re desperate to stop.

Brushing you off as a toddler with no emotional regulation 😵‍💫

Finished reading Coquette Dragoon (through the current release), and I'm a little obsessed with how deftly it pivots kink content that could look like "fanservice" at a glance into something consistently humanizing and grounded for its characters.

burgeroise.itch.io/coquette-dragoon-1

One of my bedwetting mats is a dutiful soul, and the other exists only to betray me, waiting for me to sleep so it can squirm down just far enough to guarantee any leaks get both it and the sheets soggy and ensure maximum laundry.

And, fool that I am, every time I trust that it's changed its ways.

Gosh, the Super Pixel Pals launch video was so freaking cute.

It's not even my particular Middlespace vibe, but it's such a specific and well-fleshed out one that it's immediately charming...!

Might become an annoying wine tasting notes guy, not because I like wine but because identifying flavors is an embarrassingly bad gap in my broader annoying-booze-nerd game, and the wine nerds seem to have the most developed game on that front.

Left the house so in my own head today that I managed to make it out my door, down the elevator, over several city blocks, and in somewhere for lunch before I noticed my backpack was open, with my spare diapers and changing supplies flopping around within.

Why am I allowed outdoors unsupervised.

Fantasy setting where sentient familiars are common enough that they come with their own "safe/ethical pet-owning" guidelines.

E.g., binding a succubus or incubus might get you looked at sideways in general, but if you're not keeping them secure in unremovable chastity, that's just *irresponsible.*

Fooling around with making clarified milk punch at home for the first time this week.

It is important to keep an eye on measurements with such things, and this first test batch is approximately one Scorch tall! Very auspicious.

Sometimes a parent needs to take matters into their own hands 😳💙

"You're really verbose for someone who says they feel 12."

Yeah, they told me I was mature for my age when I was actually a kid, too.

Considering spending a truly shameful amount of money to get a pair of the new Bluey Chucks off a reseller...

Started taking one of my stuffed friends into the office earlier this year, for very normal adult reasons, and one advantage I've found is that at the end of esp. shitty days I get to huff, "Screw this, I'm takin' my giraffe and going home."

The more I think about untraining at night, the more convinced I become that the steps a committed Little can take there are...prob'ly 95% healthy sleep habits you should do anyway.

Hypno and dandelion tea aren't gonna soak your sheets if you're never getting a full night's restful sleep to start!

Mandatory

(c/w: diapers, wetting, public exposure, condescension, implied hypnosis)

When someone else regularly changes your~ diapers, it's probably best to not lie about their condition while they're in ear shot.

Maybe she would have been better off sticking to Putt-Putt games...

'Kay, giving a kink account here another go.

I'm Erry! Previously also around at Cohost and Tumblr as An Awful Brat, but I decided I'm just too much of a pleasure to have in class for that one to stick.

Probably primarily here to post about ageplay and diaper training. Maybe occasional microfic.