Ernie's Shoe
@erniesshoe.bsky.social
I might just be a shoe but I'm still better than a billionaire
I went to grade school with Eliezer before he started homeschooling (well, doing whatever he wanted) and I can confirm he was a huge weirdo in school too.
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I went to grade school with Eliezer before he started homeschooling (well, doing whatever he wanted) and I can confirm he was a huge weirdo in school too.
Every kid is different but if you do decide to take them, scout out publicly available restrooms on the route and try to be near one if/when they suddenly need to go to the can and can't wait.
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Every kid is different but if you do decide to take them, scout out publicly available restrooms on the route and try to be near one if/when they suddenly need to go to the can and can't wait.
Can't wait for Anti-State. Love Stroud!
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Can't wait for Anti-State. Love Stroud!
Is this due to his participation in the Color Star exposé?
January 30, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Is this due to his participation in the Color Star exposé?
Hope the prices for a burger and 9 oz of whiskey are reasonably priced in New Haven or else Brooks's twitter followers will hear about it.
January 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Hope the prices for a burger and 9 oz of whiskey are reasonably priced in New Haven or else Brooks's twitter followers will hear about it.
If it's Allen, isn't it a short missed FG?
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
If it's Allen, isn't it a short missed FG?
It was a very mooo-ving piece
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
It was a very mooo-ving piece
I absolutely believe it to be true. He's just not sharing that the robots won't be able to do very much as they'll have to be individually controlled by a person at the other end. But morons will line up to spend $25K and then brag about having it poorly wiping down counters when it isn't broken.
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I absolutely believe it to be true. He's just not sharing that the robots won't be able to do very much as they'll have to be individually controlled by a person at the other end. But morons will line up to spend $25K and then brag about having it poorly wiping down counters when it isn't broken.
It's not ironic. Plenty of people out there hate their heritage. And we know he's not performative to rise in power, he's been the same shithead since he was a teenager.
January 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It's not ironic. Plenty of people out there hate their heritage. And we know he's not performative to rise in power, he's been the same shithead since he was a teenager.
It's a true testament to how unimportant the baseball Rockies are that I thought of the former NHL team with that name first.
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It's a true testament to how unimportant the baseball Rockies are that I thought of the former NHL team with that name first.
There is significant difference in performance capability of elite swimmers due to genetic differences from the average person. I demand that all records and medals held by Michael Phelps, whose long wingspan, longer torso, shorter legs, larger feet/hands be stricken due to his genetic advantages.
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
There is significant difference in performance capability of elite swimmers due to genetic differences from the average person. I demand that all records and medals held by Michael Phelps, whose long wingspan, longer torso, shorter legs, larger feet/hands be stricken due to his genetic advantages.
OK? Congratulations on making a hypothetical for a situation that doesn't exist to "establish". I can't stand how the Grogaxu aliens have 7 arms and average 8' tall and will dominate basketball if we allow them to play.
January 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
OK? Congratulations on making a hypothetical for a situation that doesn't exist to "establish". I can't stand how the Grogaxu aliens have 7 arms and average 8' tall and will dominate basketball if we allow them to play.
That is some real 90s shit.
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
That is some real 90s shit.
It's going to turn out his wife is Morgan Fairchild.
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
It's going to turn out his wife is Morgan Fairchild.
Which is better, Dalessandro's or Chubby's.
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Which is better, Dalessandro's or Chubby's.
Shaw is a right wing chud. His buddies chanted "Jews Will not replace us" in Charlottesville. Cubs just signed Alex Bregman (presumably a Jew) to play the same position that Shaw plays. Most assume Shaw will move elsewhere on the diamond or be traded.
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Shaw is a right wing chud. His buddies chanted "Jews Will not replace us" in Charlottesville. Cubs just signed Alex Bregman (presumably a Jew) to play the same position that Shaw plays. Most assume Shaw will move elsewhere on the diamond or be traded.
"Dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere" - But enough about all the administration's ties to Epstein.
January 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
"Dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere" - But enough about all the administration's ties to Epstein.
Comparing a long ago time to now is a little unfair IMO. It was so long ago Chuck Schumer was barely in his 70s.
January 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Comparing a long ago time to now is a little unfair IMO. It was so long ago Chuck Schumer was barely in his 70s.
Shouldn't Venezuela's be a drop of oil, since apparently that's the only thing they are good for according to TFG?
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Shouldn't Venezuela's be a drop of oil, since apparently that's the only thing they are good for according to TFG?
So cancel the jabs that have multiple vaccines administered at once, but also too many jabs (not 72 though) is bad. It's mind-blowing how f'n stupid--and evil--these numbnuts are.
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
So cancel the jabs that have multiple vaccines administered at once, but also too many jabs (not 72 though) is bad. It's mind-blowing how f'n stupid--and evil--these numbnuts are.
They add commercials and the enshitification was on.
January 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
They add commercials and the enshitification was on.
Wasn't Jesus from a pastoralist culture ?
January 2, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Wasn't Jesus from a pastoralist culture ?
Ironically his birth name is John Gult but he changed it because it was a little too on the nose.
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Ironically his birth name is John Gult but he changed it because it was a little too on the nose.
Too many games at once is bad for Redzone. Gotta think of Scott Hanson (and his producers)'s sanity.
December 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Too many games at once is bad for Redzone. Gotta think of Scott Hanson (and his producers)'s sanity.