Ernie Bird
@erniebird.bsky.social
I write musicals to outsource internal suffering to consumers. Lukewarm takes you all begged for.
Visited Germany, and their train delays have gotten so bad I had to guess arrival times with tarot readings. #DeutscheBahn
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Visited Germany, and their train delays have gotten so bad I had to guess arrival times with tarot readings. #DeutscheBahn
@cisco.com Phones Default Hold Music is a masterpiece that haunted me so much, I HAD to arrange it for piano... 😅 The cherished gem is known as “Opus No. 1” by Tim Carleton and Darrick Deel, and you had to vibe to it (against your will) at least several thousand times in your life.
February 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
@cisco.com Phones Default Hold Music is a masterpiece that haunted me so much, I HAD to arrange it for piano... 😅 The cherished gem is known as “Opus No. 1” by Tim Carleton and Darrick Deel, and you had to vibe to it (against your will) at least several thousand times in your life.
My Apple Watch warned me about my hairdryer creating a "loud environment." Girl, I know.
August 7, 2023 at 12:30 PM
My Apple Watch warned me about my hairdryer creating a "loud environment." Girl, I know.
Post-gym margaritas: Gaining calories, but that's okay, because tomorrow I'll burn them at the gym. And then... I'll get margaritas.
August 5, 2023 at 8:24 PM
Post-gym margaritas: Gaining calories, but that's okay, because tomorrow I'll burn them at the gym. And then... I'll get margaritas.
As my first Bluesky post, here’s me drinking something that made me feel like I was literally run over by a truck next morning. Anyway, cheers! 😊
July 19, 2023 at 7:34 AM
As my first Bluesky post, here’s me drinking something that made me feel like I was literally run over by a truck next morning. Anyway, cheers! 😊