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apnews.com/article/chil... cuts the number of vaccines recommended for every child, a move slammed by physicians
US cuts the number of vaccines recommended for every child, a move slammed by physicians
The U.S. took the unprecedented step Monday of dropping the number of vaccines it recommends for every child — leaving other immunizations, such as flu shots, open to families to choose but without c...
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January 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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How to Survive 2026
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How to Survive 2026
Try this. It works.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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This Is The Year It Happens
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This Is The Year It Happens
I promise.
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January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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apnews.com/article/trum... says US struck Islamic State targets in Nigeria after group targeted Christians
Trump says US struck Islamic State targets in Nigeria after group targeted Christians
President Donald Trump says the U.S. launched a “powerful and deadly" strike against Islamic State forces in Nigeria, after spending weeks accusing the government there of failing to rein in the perse...
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December 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
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Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
“Someone tried to slip some news into this past Sunday’s episode of ‘60 Minutes,’” Weiss said. “Fortunately, I was able to catch it in time.”
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December 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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CBS News Is Now State Media
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CBS News Is Now State Media
See the '60 Minutes' segment that the Trump administration censored.
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December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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apnews.com/article/rele... least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
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December 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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apnews.com/article/syri... military launches strikes in Syria targeting Islamic State fighters after American deaths
US military launches strikes in Syria targeting Islamic State fighters after American deaths
The Trump administration has launched military strikes in Syria to “eliminate” Islamic State group fighters and weapons sites in retaliation for an ambush attack that killed two U.S. troops and an Ame...
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December 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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apnews.com/article/mide... of famine in Gaza Strip averted but Palestinians there still face starvation, experts say
Spread of famine in Gaza Strip averted but Palestinians there still face starvation, experts say
The world’s leading authority on food crises says the spread of famine’s been averted in the Gaza Strip.
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December 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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We will find out, soon enough, how
#KingDonaldTheConvictX34Trump
Is planning to make $BILLION$ from this latest move ! ! !

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Trump signs executive order that could reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug
Trump signs executive order that could reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug
President Trump has signed an executive order that could reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug.
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December 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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IMVHO, This is a disgrace and a tragedy.

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Trump's handpicked board votes to rename Washington performing arts center the Trump-Kennedy Center
Trump's handpicked board votes to rename Washington performing arts center the Trump-Kennedy Center
President Donald Trump’s handpicked board has voted to rename Washington’s leading performing arts center as the Trump-Kennedy Center.
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December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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apnews.com/article/defe... passes $901 billion defense bill that pushes Hegseth for boat strike video
Senate passes $901 billion defense bill that pushes Hegseth for boat strike video
The Senate has given final passage to an annual military policy bill that will authorize $901 billion in defense programs.
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December 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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apnews.com/article/heal... defy Speaker Johnson to force House vote on extending ACA subsidies
Republicans defy Speaker Johnson to force House vote on extending ACA subsidies
Four centrist Republicans have broken with their party's leadership over health care. They've signed onto a Democratic-led petition that will force a House vote on extending for three years an enhance...
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December 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Thou Shalt Not Declare War To Distract From The Epstein Files
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Thou Shalt Not Declare War To Distract From The Epstein Files
It's beginning to look like a war on Christmas…
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December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Republicans Abandon Trump Over Evil Rob Reiner Post
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Republicans Abandon Trump Over Evil Rob Reiner Post
There are some lines you just don't cross.
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December 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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apnews.com/article/trum... sues BBC for $10 billion, accusing it of defamation over editing of president's Jan. 6 speech
Trump sues BBC for $10 billion, accusing it of defamation over editing of president's Jan. 6 speech
President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit seeking $10 billion in damages from the BBC, accusing the British broadcaster of defamation as well as deceptive and unfair trade practices.
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December 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Republicans Finally Unveil Healthcare Plan: ‘Americans Must Move to Canada’
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Republicans Finally Unveil Healthcare Plan: ‘Americans Must Move to Canada’
“Under this plan, the American people will receive full access to the doctors, hospitals, and medications they deserve,” House Speaker Mike Johnson declared.
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December 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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The Private Haikus of Pete Hegseth
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The Private Haikus of Pete Hegseth
TBR Sunday Read
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December 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Hegseth Seizes Scottish Tanker Carrying Whiskey
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Hegseth Seizes Scottish Tanker Carrying Whiskey
“Despite my repeated demands, the tanker refused to deliver its cargo to me,” Hegseth said.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Thou Shalt Not Paywall US Citizenship
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Thou Shalt Not Paywall US Citizenship
Your human rights are now for sale.
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December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Trump Enraged After Gold Paint Peels off FIFA Peace Prize
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Trump Enraged After Gold Paint Peels Off FIFA Peace Prize
The incident sent Trump into a fury, White House sources revealed.
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December 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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apnews.com/article/trum... says the US has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
Trump says the US has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
President Donald Trump says the United States has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela amid mounting tensions with the government of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.
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December 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
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Profile in Awfulness: Tom Cotton
The senator from Arkansas is a firehose of lies.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
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Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers
The narcoterrorists were posing as seven stranded castaways.
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December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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apnews.com/article/supr... Supreme Court will decide whether Trump's birthright citizenship order violates the Constitution
The Supreme Court will decide whether Trump's birthright citizenship order violates the Constitution
The Supreme Court has agreed to take up the constitutionality of President Donald Trump’s order on birthright citizenship.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM