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apnews.com/article/ilha... sprays unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar and is tackled at Minneapolis town hall
Man sprays unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar and is tackled at Minneapolis town hall
A man has sprayed an unknown substance on U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar before being tackled to the ground during a town hall she was hosting.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:59 AM
apnews.com/article/ilha... sprays unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar and is tackled at Minneapolis town hall
apnews.com/article/immi... federal officers fired shots during encounter that killed Alex Pretti, DHS tells Congress
2 federal officers fired shots during encounter that killed Alex Pretti, DHS tells Congress
Two federal officers fired shots during the encounter that killed ICU nurse Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, a Customs and Border Protection official told Congress.
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January 27, 2026 at 11:24 PM
apnews.com/article/immi... federal officers fired shots during encounter that killed Alex Pretti, DHS tells Congress
apnews.com/article/virg... finds Virginia Democrats' redistricting resolution illegal
Judge finds Virginia Democrats' redistricting resolution illegal
A Virginia judge has ruled that a proposed constitutional amendment letting Democrats redraw the state’s Congressional maps was illegal, setting back the party’s efforts to pick up seats in the U.S.
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January 27, 2026 at 10:29 PM
apnews.com/article/virg... finds Virginia Democrats' redistricting resolution illegal
apnews.com/article/immi... issues temporary order barring removal of boy, 5, and father who were detained in Minnesota
Judge issues temporary order barring removal of boy, 5, and father who were detained in Minnesota
A federal judge has issued a temporary order barring the removal of a 5-year-old Ecuadorian boy and his father whose arrest last week in Minnesota became another lightning rod for divisions on immigra...
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January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
apnews.com/article/immi... issues temporary order barring removal of boy, 5, and father who were detained in Minnesota
Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole
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Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole
Tom Homan said he would assume Greg Bovino's post but not his helmet.
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January 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Trump Replaces Asshole with Alternate Asshole
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SMITE! Republican Candidate Quits As ICE Cracks
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SMITE! Republican Candidate Quits As ICE Cracks
“Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear.”
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January 27, 2026 at 5:39 PM
SMITE! Republican Candidate Quits As ICE Cracks
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apnews.com/article/shoo... says some federal agents will begin leaving Minneapolis
Mayor says some federal agents will begin leaving Minneapolis
A federal judge is considering Minnesota’s challenge to the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.
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January 26, 2026 at 11:11 PM
apnews.com/article/shoo... says some federal agents will begin leaving Minneapolis
A reasonable response to the ICE/HSI/CBP invasion of Minneapolis & Michigan.
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Man is shot and killed during Minneapolis immigration crackdown, National Guard activated
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Man is shot and killed during Minneapolis immigration crackdown, National Guard activated
Man is shot and killed during Minneapolis immigration crackdown, National Guard activated
Federal immigration officers have shot and killed a man in Minneapolis, drawing hundreds of protesters in a city already shaken by another fatal shooting weeks earlier.
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January 24, 2026 at 8:59 PM
A reasonable response to the ICE/HSI/CBP invasion of Minneapolis & Michigan.
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Man is shot and killed during Minneapolis immigration crackdown, National Guard activated
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Man is shot and killed during Minneapolis immigration crackdown, National Guard activated
apnews.com/article/trum... Republicans barely defeat war powers resolution to check Trump’s military action in Venezuela
House Republicans barely defeat war powers resolution to check Trump’s military action in Venezuela
The House has barely rejected a Democratic-backed resolution that would have prevented President Donald Trump from sending U.S. military forces to Venezuela.
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January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
apnews.com/article/trum... Republicans barely defeat war powers resolution to check Trump’s military action in Venezuela
apnews.com/article/home... approves final spending bills as Democrats denounce ICE funding
House approves final spending bills as Democrats denounce ICE funding
The House has passed this year's final batch of spending bills. Lawmakers still smarting from last fall’s record 43-day shutdown worked to avoid another funding lapse for a broad swath of the federal ...
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January 22, 2026 at 11:04 PM
apnews.com/article/home... approves final spending bills as Democrats denounce ICE funding
I assumed that this must be from the Onion or the Borowitz Report because it is laughably ludicrous, but it appears to be an actual/factual news article; who would'a thunk ‽ ‽ ‽
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Trump sues JPMorgan for $5 billion, alleges the bank closed his accounts for political reasons
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Trump sues JPMorgan for $5 billion, alleges the bank closed his accounts for political reasons
Trump sues JPMorgan for $5 billion, alleges the bank closed his accounts for political reasons
President Donald Trump is suing JPMorgan Chase and its CEO Jamie Dimon for $5 billion. He alleges the bank closed his accounts for political reasons after he left office in January 2021.
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January 22, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I assumed that this must be from the Onion or the Borowitz Report because it is laughably ludicrous, but it appears to be an actual/factual news article; who would'a thunk ‽ ‽ ‽
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Trump sues JPMorgan for $5 billion, alleges the bank closed his accounts for political reasons
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Trump sues JPMorgan for $5 billion, alleges the bank closed his accounts for political reasons
apnews.com/article/just... general announces the arrest of at least 2 people involved in a Minnesota church protest
Attorney general announces the arrest of at least 2 people involved in a Minnesota church protest
Attorney General Pam Bondi says a woman who led an anti-immigration enforcement protest that disrupted a service at a Minnesota church has been arrested.
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January 22, 2026 at 6:37 PM
apnews.com/article/just... general announces the arrest of at least 2 people involved in a Minnesota church protest
apnews.com/live/supreme... updates: Supreme Court seems inclined to keep Lisa Cook on Fed board despite Trump's firing
Live updates: Supreme Court seems inclined to keep Lisa Cook on Fed board despite Trump's firing
The U.S. Supreme Court seems inclined to reject President Donald Trump’s effort to immediately oust Federal Reserve governor Lisa Cook.
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January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
apnews.com/live/supreme... updates: Supreme Court seems inclined to keep Lisa Cook on Fed board despite Trump's firing
apnews.com/article/merc... lawmakers vote to hold up Mercosur trade agreement over legal concerns
EU lawmakers vote to hold up Mercosur trade agreement over legal concerns
European Union lawmakers have voted to hold up a major free trade agreement with the Mercosur group of South American countries over concerns about the legality of the deal.
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January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
apnews.com/article/merc... lawmakers vote to hold up Mercosur trade agreement over legal concerns
apnews.com/article/mide... emerge among western European nations over Trump's Board of Peace for Gaza
Divisions emerge among western European nations over Trump's Board of Peace for Gaza
Divisions have emerged over Donald Trump’s Board of Peace envisaged in the U.S. president’s peace plan for Gaza, with some western European countries declining to join while others remain noncommittal...
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January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
apnews.com/article/mide... emerge among western European nations over Trump's Board of Peace for Gaza
apnews.com/article/merc... Union and Mercosur bloc of South American nations sign landmark free trade agreement
European Union and Mercosur bloc of South American nations sign landmark free trade agreement
The European Union and the Mercosur bloc of South American countries have formally signed a long-sought landmark free trade agreement.
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January 17, 2026 at 5:48 PM
apnews.com/article/merc... Union and Mercosur bloc of South American nations sign landmark free trade agreement
apnews.com/article/trum... powers resolution fails in Senate as 2 Republicans bow to Trump pressure
War powers resolution fails in Senate as 2 Republicans bow to Trump pressure
Senate Republicans have voted to dismiss a war powers resolution that would have limited President Donald Trump’s ability to conduct further attacks on Venezuela.
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January 15, 2026 at 1:46 AM
apnews.com/article/trum... powers resolution fails in Senate as 2 Republicans bow to Trump pressure
apnews.com/article/minn... officer kills a Minneapolis driver in a deadly start to Trump's latest immigration operation
ICE officer kills a Minneapolis driver in a deadly start to Trump's latest immigration operation
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement officer has shot and killed a Minneapolis driver during the Trump administration’s latest immigration crackdown on a major American city.
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January 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
apnews.com/article/minn... officer kills a Minneapolis driver in a deadly start to Trump's latest immigration operation
apnews.com/article/chil... cuts the number of vaccines recommended for every child, a move slammed by physicians
US cuts the number of vaccines recommended for every child, a move slammed by physicians
The U.S. took the unprecedented step Monday of dropping the number of vaccines it recommends for every child — leaving other immunizations, such as flu shots, open to families to choose but without c...
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January 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
apnews.com/article/chil... cuts the number of vaccines recommended for every child, a move slammed by physicians
How to Survive 2026
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How to Survive 2026
Try this. It works.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
How to Survive 2026
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This Is The Year It Happens
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This Is The Year It Happens
I promise.
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January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
This Is The Year It Happens
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apnews.com/article/trum... says US struck Islamic State targets in Nigeria after group targeted Christians
Trump says US struck Islamic State targets in Nigeria after group targeted Christians
President Donald Trump says the U.S. launched a “powerful and deadly" strike against Islamic State forces in Nigeria, after spending weeks accusing the government there of failing to rein in the perse...
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December 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
apnews.com/article/trum... says US struck Islamic State targets in Nigeria after group targeted Christians
Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
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Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
“Someone tried to slip some news into this past Sunday’s episode of ‘60 Minutes,’” Weiss said. “Fortunately, I was able to catch it in time.”
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December 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
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CBS News Is Now State Media
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CBS News Is Now State Media
See the '60 Minutes' segment that the Trump administration censored.
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December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
CBS News Is Now State Media
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apnews.com/article/rele... least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
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December 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
apnews.com/article/rele... least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein