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Elon Muskrat
@ermuskrat.bsky.social
· Jul 8
Here are Elon and Jeffrey Epstein (in the background of the 2nd pic) at the Edge's "Billionaires' Dinner" back in 2011. I know these photos look AI-generated, but they're real; you can check the Edge's official website:
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
Here are Elon and Jeffrey Epstein (in the background of the 2nd pic) at the Edge's "Billionaires' Dinner" back in 2011. I know these photos look AI-generated, but they're real; you can check the Edge's official website:
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
July 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Here are Elon and Jeffrey Epstein (in the background of the 2nd pic) at the Edge's "Billionaires' Dinner" back in 2011. I know these photos look AI-generated, but they're real; you can check the Edge's official website:
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
www.edge.org/event/the-ed...
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As much as I enjoy the falling-out between Elon and Trump, I can't shake the feeling that they're only doing it to distract from something bigger.
June 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
As much as I enjoy the falling-out between Elon and Trump, I can't shake the feeling that they're only doing it to distract from something bigger.
Me following the drama on Twitter:
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Me following the drama on Twitter:
I wish I knew who my father was :(
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I wish I knew who my father was :(
Reposted by Elon Muskrat
If you want to ""thank"" DOGE for making the government more efficient, there's a digital signature book currently hosted on thankdoge.com
All signatures will be printed and turned into a physical notebook, so why don't you go and personally tell Elon how grateful you are 😉
All signatures will be printed and turned into a physical notebook, so why don't you go and personally tell Elon how grateful you are 😉
Thank Doge
Join thousands thanking Elon Musk and his boys at the Department of Government Efficiency for saving Americans billions in tax dollars. Add your signature to our community thank you card!
thankdoge.com
May 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you want to ""thank"" DOGE for making the government more efficient, there's a digital signature book currently hosted on thankdoge.com
All signatures will be printed and turned into a physical notebook, so why don't you go and personally tell Elon how grateful you are 😉
All signatures will be printed and turned into a physical notebook, so why don't you go and personally tell Elon how grateful you are 😉
Reposted by Elon Muskrat
Rat Meme Monday. Doesn't even have to be fancy cheese. Hit me with that generic store brand medium sharp cheddar. #ratsofbluesky
May 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Rat Meme Monday. Doesn't even have to be fancy cheese. Hit me with that generic store brand medium sharp cheddar. #ratsofbluesky
If you're wondering why I haven't been that active in the last few days, it's because I'm back to working and sleeping at the company 25/8
May 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If you're wondering why I haven't been that active in the last few days, it's because I'm back to working and sleeping at the company 25/8
UPDATE: Dennis has been reprimanded accordingly. He has been thrown into the Hole and will likely be the first person to reach the core of the Earth.
On another note, The Core Company is currently looking for a new CFO. The position includes access to the bowl of Skittles in the communal kitchen.
On another note, The Core Company is currently looking for a new CFO. The position includes access to the bowl of Skittles in the communal kitchen.
May 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
UPDATE: Dennis has been reprimanded accordingly. He has been thrown into the Hole and will likely be the first person to reach the core of the Earth.
On another note, The Core Company is currently looking for a new CFO. The position includes access to the bowl of Skittles in the communal kitchen.
On another note, The Core Company is currently looking for a new CFO. The position includes access to the bowl of Skittles in the communal kitchen.
I'll make the money I lost back in no time hehe
Sounds like a worthwhile mission to me, I'll have it added to the next budget bill! I think people will understand eliminating social security for a good cause. Godspeed, sir 🫡
(I'm too lazy to edit gifs, so just pretend this says New Zealand)
(I'm too lazy to edit gifs, so just pretend this says New Zealand)
a group of spongebob characters are standing next to each other with the caption " we should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else "
ALT: a group of spongebob characters are standing next to each other with the caption " we should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else "
media.tenor.com
May 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I'll make the money I lost back in no time hehe
Okay, I lied about being on vacation. I was actually trying not to off myself after loosing half my fortune because SOMEONE (DENNIS!!!!) recommended to wait and not sell after Trump took office.
May 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Okay, I lied about being on vacation. I was actually trying not to off myself after loosing half my fortune because SOMEONE (DENNIS!!!!) recommended to wait and not sell after Trump took office.
Instead of buying a Swasticar, why not choose a nice, sturdy rock? I've heard the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
May 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Instead of buying a Swasticar, why not choose a nice, sturdy rock? I've heard the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!
Every situation is confusing when you have autism...
May 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Every situation is confusing when you have autism...
Fortunately, he lost the election. That's what you get for trying to appropriate our culture! 🐭🧀
I want to make a cheese joke about this being culture-al appropriation.
But my blistering hatred that this thing is in my beautiful state is making my blood... Curdle...
But my blistering hatred that this thing is in my beautiful state is making my blood... Curdle...
May 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Fortunately, he lost the election. That's what you get for trying to appropriate our culture! 🐭🧀
I'm back from vacation!
May 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm back from vacation!