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Erin S. Bales
@erinsbales.bsky.social
she/they | Writer. Gamer. Horror nerd. Feminist. Troublemaker. Gemini-flavored Taurus. | Author of IN BLOOD AND DUTY BOUND, published by Falstaff Books | WIP: Book 2 in the Final Queen of Ombratos series
It has been 19 hours since this post, so... Do you regret them yet??

(For the record, you don't need regret b/c they're SUPER cute, but I've never met a woman who didn't regret every bangs decision at least once. 😆)
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I've had that nightmare!! 😱😱😱
November 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I believe this specifically benefits owners of truck nutz and men who start most sentences with, "Actually..." (i.e., no one).
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Can we all just stop pretending they're an actual court?
November 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I once saw this dude slide an XL Escalade into a spot that had maybe half an inch on both sides once he was parked. One take, no assist, smooth as silk!

To this day, it's one of the sexiest things I've ever seen :D
September 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is my same rule of thumb when it comes to adaptations or art that alludes to another piece; you're not trying to copy something exactly. You're trying to either reclaim, reimagine, or refute a vibe, ya know?
September 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
OMG. SAME. Especially when someone asks me about something very new, old, and/or obscure, and I've been dying to discuss it for ages! If only social/artist salons were still a thing...
September 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Aw! I'll have to check that out!

On a semi-related note, we may just have to accept THE SUBSTANCE as the absolute pinnacle of body horror, and that it's all downhill from there. 🤷🤷🤷
September 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Every time ya think those morons can't make themselves look any MORE guilty! Well played, dumbasses, I guess.
a man in a suit and tie sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting at a table
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September 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM