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Not the end I had hoped for, but we still had a great season! Congrats to the Eagles and their fans—we were simply out played by a really good team.

Group project or solo project?

Me: I am a people person!

Also me: I would like this thing a lot better if it weren’t for all the damn people.

Maybe I am a misanthrope?

I bet Caroline Kennedy used her fingernails when the cousins played SPOONS. Her bad-assery knows no bounds.

Three-peat bitches!

I gave myself permission to ignore the news for a week starting last Monday—gave in after five days. The fuckery that has taken place is astounding.

Payton Oswald’s bartender knows what up.

I’m sorry to announce that I absolutely will be watching Bridget Jones:Mad About the Boy next month.