Erik Barnes
@erikwbarnes.bsky.social
Fun, tired, large, and goofy in no particular order. Comedian, writer, improvisor, actor, voiceover, pro wrestling commentator, and whatever is fun/gives me money (also in no particular order).
Canonically, he would have endorsed himself.
November 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Canonically, he would have endorsed himself.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it).
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like it).
Is this your friend's baby?
October 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Is this your friend's baby?
GODDAMMIT, I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE.
October 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
GODDAMMIT, I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE.
Pacino was already the first best Al in a leading role at the Oscars, dummy.
October 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Pacino was already the first best Al in a leading role at the Oscars, dummy.
Tilly Norwood wins an acting award, thanks Aki Ross for being a "pioneer" in her industry, and that acting award is an NFT just for her because those will likely try to make a lame failed comeback like the concept of replacing human actors with uncanny valley creations "created" by sad, sad men.
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Tilly Norwood wins an acting award, thanks Aki Ross for being a "pioneer" in her industry, and that acting award is an NFT just for her because those will likely try to make a lame failed comeback like the concept of replacing human actors with uncanny valley creations "created" by sad, sad men.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
September 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
What Pete thinks he looks like versus reality:
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
What Pete thinks he looks like versus reality:
Reminds me of one of my favorite comic panels.
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite comic panels.
I remember back then when SpongeBob had no arms and a third leg on top of his left leg.
September 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I remember back then when SpongeBob had no arms and a third leg on top of his left leg.
Wrestling Hot Take: Orange Cassidy is Bret Hart’s son.
September 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Wrestling Hot Take: Orange Cassidy is Bret Hart’s son.
“I wish I had my own brain.”
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“I wish I had my own brain.”
Republicans still waiting for the Good Guy With a Gun after this.
September 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Republicans still waiting for the Good Guy With a Gun after this.
They get millions of views because platforms intentionally do this:
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They get millions of views because platforms intentionally do this:
No one should mock appearances but:
1. No one has been “in line” for Dominos since the Pizza Tracker. As a fellow chubby guy, Ted, you and I know this. It’s what our fat forefathers fought for.
2. If you’re gonna make fun of someone’s looks, be sure no one can mistakes your head for a blobfish.
1. No one has been “in line” for Dominos since the Pizza Tracker. As a fellow chubby guy, Ted, you and I know this. It’s what our fat forefathers fought for.
2. If you’re gonna make fun of someone’s looks, be sure no one can mistakes your head for a blobfish.
September 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
No one should mock appearances but:
1. No one has been “in line” for Dominos since the Pizza Tracker. As a fellow chubby guy, Ted, you and I know this. It’s what our fat forefathers fought for.
2. If you’re gonna make fun of someone’s looks, be sure no one can mistakes your head for a blobfish.
1. No one has been “in line” for Dominos since the Pizza Tracker. As a fellow chubby guy, Ted, you and I know this. It’s what our fat forefathers fought for.
2. If you’re gonna make fun of someone’s looks, be sure no one can mistakes your head for a blobfish.
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
September 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
Wait a minute. I think I know what’s happening…
September 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wait a minute. I think I know what’s happening…
I’m gonna tell my kids this is Henry Rollins.
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I’m gonna tell my kids this is Henry Rollins.
I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Lenny Leonard from The Simpsons guest-starred as a duck angel.
August 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I remember the episode of Garfield & Friends when Lenny Leonard from The Simpsons guest-starred as a duck angel.
My favorite Doctor and companion.
August 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My favorite Doctor and companion.
Did another one because bored funsies: KinnikuHangman.
August 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Did another one because bored funsies: KinnikuHangman.