Erik the Tall 🌮🌮🌮
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Erik the Tall 🌮🌮🌮
@erikthetall.bsky.social
Proud American
Can we just agree pistachios should only come in pistachio flavor.
December 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In general no one cares to see your picture of the best beer you ever had especially when it has been determined it's not available in the market you happen to be standing in.
December 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The type of truth I'd do as President. "Publix York sandwich line is broken effectively immediately 2 hands max 2 sandwiches. HOT SUBS BANNED! Thank you for your attention to this matter."
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Festivus is TONIGHT at Beer Girl
6–9pm

We’ve got the pole. Bring the grievances.

First grievance:
TO: People who can’t parallel park
FROM: Everyone who can

If you’ve never landed centered and within a 12" of the curb, you’re not allowed to parallel park.

Submit one 👉 tinyurl.com/beergirlfest...
December 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Has anyone found a site that aggregates gift articles? I don't pay any subscription because I don't think anyone has enough content I need not a price I'm willing to pay. Yes I know I can stop page loads but literally I'd like to call my news from what people felt needed gift shared.
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Just tossing this out there because I am always trying to get to a yes. What if the Hunger/Patriot Games were just for homeschooled teenagers?
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Absolutely ridiculous that teacher pay is based on longevity + additional qualifications. All it does is create diploma mills and expense just to get a raise. I teacher who is certified to teach in their school district should not be forced to add a masters and a doctorate just to get a living wage.
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If ever there was a city that the national guard should occupy it's Kings Town
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Can we move past the Taylor Sheridan noble redneck who sees the world we can't see?
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I was listening to Ted Wu on a podcast talking bout treating big tech like utilities and breaking them up like AT&T. Regulating big tech with a public service board makes lots of sense and I have some experience with it working getting the Internet into public libraries.
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Love when maga Congressmen take the temp to see if they can criticize a war crime. What they should fucking do is stand up when Hegseth threatened Kelly and brought the fucking hammer down on the "worrier" and then added this shit on for good measure. History should be extra brutal to cowards
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Pete Hegseth "soft as Charmin" now replaces my previous description "VMI energy"
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thanksgiving timesaver! If the scalloped potatoes call for milk and eggs just substitute an equal volume of eggnog
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The writers have done a spectacular job this season revamping their fascinating "Marjorie Taylor Greene" character. The suspense over what she will do next is compelling. A lot of things are going on with MTG, maybe some good, others bad, and we won't know exactly what for two or more seasons.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm a little disappointed that the Nobel Committee overlooked my this year.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So my cousin who I respect tells me I don't know what Charlie Kirk was about. I freely admit I had heard the name but not his message and now I'm judging him on his quotes. Unfair? Maybe but if dude had not had as many dicky quotes I'd think different.
September 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My not so secret crush nailed it
People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
September 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If getting someone fired for making a comment online about someone you don't know is your accomplishment you my "friend" are a piece of shit. Saying shitty things about shitty people isn't a firing offense.
September 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin lived with transgender partner: source" From the NY Post. This is your smoking gun? Kind of a grasp isn't it? Fuck it let's roll and kill all the lefty's.
September 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
What's the just enough but not too much purity test?
September 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Great a new term for extreme alt-right republican: Groyper. I'll stick with MAGA because they stick with the Left so I don't want to dilute anything when I call out racists Nazi assholes.
September 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm for putting Charlie Kirk in the Capitol Rotunda for viewing as long as we are going to do that for every American killed in gun violence.
September 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Finding a needle in a haystack must be child's play to finding a young white male who likes guns in Utah.
September 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm sorry for the pain Charlie Kirk's family feels. I'm sorry he didn't have the opportunity to evolve into a compassionate person. He isn't a martyr he was a hate spewing turd who didn't deserve to die for his stupid & doesn't deserve the the flag at half mast because he supported insurrectionists.
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM