Erik Johnson
@erikipedia.bsky.social
The enemy within. I program with Gortek!
Unless he changes the title of the next book to 'Chinese Democracy,' then what are we even doing here?
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Unless he changes the title of the next book to 'Chinese Democracy,' then what are we even doing here?
Anybody else uneased by the fact that the closest, most accurate reporting you can get to is... just... "agents?"
Agents from where?
Actually, never mind, that's not accurate reporting. You don't even know they're agents of anything.
Agents from where?
Actually, never mind, that's not accurate reporting. You don't even know they're agents of anything.
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anybody else uneased by the fact that the closest, most accurate reporting you can get to is... just... "agents?"
Agents from where?
Actually, never mind, that's not accurate reporting. You don't even know they're agents of anything.
Agents from where?
Actually, never mind, that's not accurate reporting. You don't even know they're agents of anything.
Apropos of nothing, JD Vance is 6'2".
October 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Apropos of nothing, JD Vance is 6'2".
"...but have you ever signed healthcare reform into law...
...on weeeed???"
...on weeeed???"
August 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"...but have you ever signed healthcare reform into law...
...on weeeed???"
...on weeeed???"
Just think: if this happens eight or eleven more times, she might just start considering changing... how she feels about the terrible choices she will never stop making.
August 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just think: if this happens eight or eleven more times, she might just start considering changing... how she feels about the terrible choices she will never stop making.
This month? Jeez, you don't have much time - got to get all that sinning out of your system quick...
August 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
This month? Jeez, you don't have much time - got to get all that sinning out of your system quick...
That was the second time I'd ever been there, so I'm 1/5 of the way to my final report I guess.
July 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
That was the second time I'd ever been there, so I'm 1/5 of the way to my final report I guess.
Fun fact: last time I was in NYC I stumbled around the Garment District and Midtown between 10pm and 2am, drunk off my ass, completely alone, and I wasn't mugged, raped, or murdered even once. Might have been a fluke, IDK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There was a decent pizza place on 38th and 8th.
There was a decent pizza place on 38th and 8th.
July 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Fun fact: last time I was in NYC I stumbled around the Garment District and Midtown between 10pm and 2am, drunk off my ass, completely alone, and I wasn't mugged, raped, or murdered even once. Might have been a fluke, IDK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There was a decent pizza place on 38th and 8th.
There was a decent pizza place on 38th and 8th.
I'm not a golfer, and thus not familiar with the rules... But it seems as though this would be against the rules... Is this against the rules?
July 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm not a golfer, and thus not familiar with the rules... But it seems as though this would be against the rules... Is this against the rules?
Check my work here: this is the professional swimmer person who got on a stage with Donald Trump, and when Donald Trump said "I could professional swim better than her because I'm a seventy-eight-year-old man, and the man part is what counts..."
...she was all like: "yeah, that tracks..."
???
...she was all like: "yeah, that tracks..."
???
July 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Check my work here: this is the professional swimmer person who got on a stage with Donald Trump, and when Donald Trump said "I could professional swim better than her because I'm a seventy-eight-year-old man, and the man part is what counts..."
...she was all like: "yeah, that tracks..."
???
...she was all like: "yeah, that tracks..."
???
"Not dishwasher or microwave safe, but you'll likely display long-term and only drink once. Enjoy!"
Come on, now I have to buy a house with a real fireplace I can throw it in? This is gonna end up being the most expensive wine glass I ever buy.
Worth it.
Come on, now I have to buy a house with a real fireplace I can throw it in? This is gonna end up being the most expensive wine glass I ever buy.
Worth it.
July 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"Not dishwasher or microwave safe, but you'll likely display long-term and only drink once. Enjoy!"
Come on, now I have to buy a house with a real fireplace I can throw it in? This is gonna end up being the most expensive wine glass I ever buy.
Worth it.
Come on, now I have to buy a house with a real fireplace I can throw it in? This is gonna end up being the most expensive wine glass I ever buy.
Worth it.
Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
July 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.
"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
July 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
A lot can happen in six hours.
June 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A lot can happen in six hours.
Is this the most milquetoast rebellion that has ever happened?
June 11, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Is this the most milquetoast rebellion that has ever happened?
Sounds like the dirthead high-school sophomore who has a book report to present but spent all his time getting high instead of reading Moby Dick.
May 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Sounds like the dirthead high-school sophomore who has a book report to present but spent all his time getting high instead of reading Moby Dick.
I have at most two in me at any given point in time. Whatever you can do, it's enough, you're a goddamn champion.
April 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I have at most two in me at any given point in time. Whatever you can do, it's enough, you're a goddamn champion.
This would be so easy to do, and to do well. Problem is it's impossible to do it in a way that both works well and is also proprietary so you get all the money from it.
April 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This would be so easy to do, and to do well. Problem is it's impossible to do it in a way that both works well and is also proprietary so you get all the money from it.
Dude's gonna run out of shit to buy eventually.
March 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dude's gonna run out of shit to buy eventually.
It is not hands that call us, it is desire...
...for a cheap air compressor.
...for a cheap air compressor.
March 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It is not hands that call us, it is desire...
...for a cheap air compressor.
...for a cheap air compressor.
"I talk to people about science while they're pooping..."
March 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"I talk to people about science while they're pooping..."