@codyjohnston.bsky.social new 'no soliciting' sign just dropped.

We are all legally female now.

Welcome to the last weekend of everything you've ever known about how America works. On Monday, everything changes.

Am I the only one who noticed that Putin said all the same shit before he annexed Crimea?

@forrestvalkai.bsky.social this is what the Denver Museum of Nature and Science thinks Pakicetus looked like. Is this weird lizard thing stupid or no?

Interstellar is the best movie score ever written, or will ever be written. I will die on this hill. Fight me.

If you have to explain to someone how it's money...
...it's not money.

Hot take: I'm kind-of looking forward to fetal personhood, because the equal protection clause works both ways, and that means nobody would have to pay their rent anymore.

I expect to be getting a lot of mileage out of these bad boys in the near future.

Siri, show me the exact moment when a man's soul dies.

Y'all remember 2017 when Elon said he'd have absolutely nothing to do with Trump anymore if he pulled out of the Paris climate agreement?

Before I buy in on this app, I just have to run a test:
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PSA: if you drop your son off at school and when you go to pick him up at the end of the day he's not your son, but your daughter...
...it's not that he had a secret sex change operation while in class...
...you just got the wrong kid. You're a kidnapper now. Enjoy the Amber alert you stupid fuck.