'This is the last job you'll ever attempt' is pretty ominous.

'Aquinas is my copilot.'

Did, uh, did Everett kill him?

Thank you for this. I've seen so many people online not question, but confidently assert that they have TCOD. I almost always think, 'Yeah, you just self-diagnosed that as a rationalization, didn't you? Because nothing else you're saying sounds like actual OCD.'

'Col. Robert G. Ingersoll's 43 Lectures Complete'

The *huuuunt*.

They're so against even the slightest whiff of accomodation that I'm surprised they didn't go straight to Fraktur for maximum illegibility.

🤔

Haha, that's not vintage, that's from-- Oh, god.

I had to look up whether Underwood Dudley was a pseudonym, because that's a fantastic name.

Reinflate with treats. It's the only way.

You can kiss one pretty girl tons. That counts.

Duolingo trained me so hard on Apfelschorle that I expected it must be a huge part of German culture. So when I went to a German restaurant I ordered one--and I was like, 'What the heck, this is just carbonated apple juice.'

Wait, is Eve the one marketing this? Is it just bottled hair wringings?
[Tiff enters kitchen to find Eve repeatedly dumping coffee on her head and wringing it into bottles]
'Um, what are you doing?'
'Supply and demand, baby!'

www.mountaincrafted.com/Hazelnut-Cof...

I started at 52, and naturally I wish I had done it when I first seriously considered it 30 years ago. The medical world was a lot more hostile and gatekept toward us back then; I can't regret not doing what I wouldn't have been allowed to do anyway.