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Erika all Along ⚧️
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I saw this and asked my partner if it was too late to add it to my Christmas list. She said she'd have to take out a loan to buy it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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'Parks and Recreation''s Ron Swanson sits at a typewriter typing 'every word I know'. The caption reads, 'Rectangle! America! Megaphone! Monday! Butthole!'
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I really like this composition, and I wonder if it accidentally says something in circular Gallifreyan.

Kandinsky, 'Circles in a Circle', 1923
Kandinsky, 'Circles in a Circle', 1923
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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A screenshot from the Weird Science account saying, 'Human DNA contains all the necessary genes to produce feathers - it's merely a matter of selective activation.' Below the quote is a close-up image of peacock feathers.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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#TDoR
Screenshot from the video game Celeste. A small figure is huddled against a grey stone monument atop snow-covered rocks. Text reads, "CELESTE MOUNTAIN. This memorial dedicated to those who perished on the climb."
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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He's painting a panel door! They threw a typewriter out a window!
Detail of Edvard Munch's 'The Scream'. The subject is probably screaming because he just saw someone paint a beautiful wooden door, and a typewriter chucked out a window.
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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SE Minnesota:
Pink and green northern lights against a foreground of trees.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Contin
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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If you're ever in the Philadelphia area, I'll connect you.
A 1936 Continental typewriter which was used by prosecutors in the Nürnberg trials. A brass dealer plate on the front reads, 'Baum & Herzog, Nürnberg, Fernsprecher 25254'.
November 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Pantsuit Girlboss
In a publicity photo for the 1933 German film Viktor und Viktoria, star Renate Müller wears a tuxedo and top hat, and is smoking a cigarette.
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I'm not sure whether Doctor Who counts as 'weird', so my backup is Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre.
October 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Got mine the other day! And look what was in it! Swoon!...from fright, that is.
October 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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It is!
A blue t-shirt that reads, 'NICE', in which the letter I is the shape of the state of Minnesota and is rainbow striped.
October 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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The steelbook cover of 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind'. A road at night, heafing towards the horizon, where a bright blue glow awaits behind the hills.
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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TinTin fan art by Lian Milanesa depicting TinTin in various feminine outfits. In the background, Captain Haddock seated in an easy chair looks up from his newspaper to say, 'What goes on, TinTin? You only needed to disguise yourself as a lady once, but this is the third time you've gone out like that!'
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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[whispers] Don't tell the others, but you're my new favorite.
A rabbity thing that is not the rabbity thing from Sam & Max, working a typewriter under a tree.
October 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Yep, mine is a '46. A '20s Standard Portable would more likely have looked like this.
September 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Handy, a green hand puppet from the cartoon The Tick, angrily insisting that the viewer 'Read a book!'. Fun fact: Handy was voiced by Maurice LaMarche, who was also the voice of Brain on 'Pinky and the Brain'.
September 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

'Xanadu' is a love letter to the classic Hollywood musical. Embrace the cheese and enjoy the fun.
A screenshot of Rotten Tomatoes' entry for the movie 'Xanadu', with a score of 33%.
September 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Some of us enjoy both.
A black Christmas tree made up for Halloween, with orange and purple lights, vintage-themed ornaments, and a cartoonish black cat topper.
September 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Actual* security footage of Fran consuming the museum exhibits.

* Actual headcanon
Actual and not at all clipped from an old comic security camera image of Fran consuming the SPAM Museum exhibits. A trail of empty cans of all 13 flavors were left in her wake, culminating at the gift shop.
September 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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A Newsweek headline from Feb 4, 2024, reading, 'Trump Ally Charlie Kirk Suggests Children Should Watch Public Executions'.
September 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I first explored transitioning in the '90s, got gatekept back into the closet, and finally made the call to my gender clinic two years ago. I'm 54 now and feel like my life just got started.
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM