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Erika’s (Too) Online
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👩🏻‍💻 Linguist, anthropologist, writer, re: marriage, kinship, population and the internet

🧲 Accidental Magneto linguistics expert

📍Eternal second city girlie (gender-neutral)

English/日本語/Русский/יידיש 🆗
🏳️‍🌈 they/she • あの奴 • она • זי
✡️ 🤝 🇵🇸 land back worldwide
Happy 44th birthday to me! I have been gifted jewelry, baking pans, and neurotoxins! As always, I don't quite know how to be this age but I'm at least not going to LOOK worried about it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Damn I really want to know what the original said and I would bet so much money they were using ALC? Which is a great online dictionary but occasionally provides some bonkers slang translations.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s also canon as of the late aughts that Magneto can speak at least some Yiddish.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
literally dripping honey-drenched walnut and pecan babka with just a wee bit of rosewater

because I'm a dumbass and didn't grab the pistachios to make it more properly baklava-inspired

but I bet it's still going to be delicious
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Apple Music has some bad news for me about my moods
November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Pearl future (not freezing outside edition), to go with my tiny Steven.
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We successfully trick or treated, and I think the baby (2 years) learned some of the rules, but the last house had a really sweet audio setup and the wee beastie cared so much more about dancing on their lawn than candy 🥺
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Completed babka. Alas, since the wee beastie has been refusing to eat anything for dinner that ISN’T chocolate, this is going to have to wait until tomorrow.
October 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
RESIST THIS KID
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Map of US Interstate 75, showing it extending from Sault Sainte Marie, Michigan at its northmost end and Miami, Florida in the south. Along the way it runs through Detroit, Michigan and Toledo, Ohio, which are only about an hour apart.
October 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
There’s still comedy in the world, but when we’re not all just staring at God’s camera like we’re in a 2000s sitcom, begging the divine to break the fourth wall and tell us it’ll be ok, all of a sudden you run into an online condom review that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen.
October 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
At some point in March 2019 I sent this to someone, and I don’t know who, or where I was (checking the date, I was probably with family in Michigan?) but holy shit am I a dramatic little bitch
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Going through screenshots of Avengers Academy on my phone and misting up because where, where am I going to get villains speaking in blank verse in my comics NOW? 😭
September 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Medovik is just not photogenic but!
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Initial results:

They look pretty good in the pan and my house smells amazing
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I tore through a bunch of Baudrillard memes at 4am because I was looking for the one that moves from Sting to Hellblazer to Supernatural to Omegaverse fic and I couldn't find it to save my life. But there's this:
September 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The inside of my head is always like this
September 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Walking out of Walgreens from my booster appointment. Good thing I was masked?
September 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Scrawly screenshot from page 1 of Nicole Fabricant’s Fighting to Breathe
September 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Chaos magicians, please update Austin Osman Spare, please and thank you.
September 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
left, open bread pan, right, pullman pan. same dough, same fermentation process, same everything
September 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
RETVRN
August 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Real Swan Lake vibes out there sometimes, I swear. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan_La...
August 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Fun fact did you know if you bake your sourdough in a pullman pan you’ll get a sandwich-shaped loaf instead of a boule but it’ll still be beautiful and crusty and rise wonderfully because of the lid holding the steam in?
August 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Now passing WEEDSPORT
August 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM