Eric Winer
@ericwiner.bsky.social
COMEDY WRITER. See Opus Moreschi’s ‘writerz.’ YouTube: ‘Eric Winer’s What I Did On My Pandemic Vacation.’ LYRICIST: ‘Bojangles Of Harlem.’ Portland, Brooklyn, etc.
Yes. And have you ever noticed… they have the worst breath imaginable? Like, other-worldly awful? Seemingly biologically (and chemically) not even possible? Yet there it is alright. A dense, unrelenting fog of apocalyptic Armageddon. Woof!
March 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yes. And have you ever noticed… they have the worst breath imaginable? Like, other-worldly awful? Seemingly biologically (and chemically) not even possible? Yet there it is alright. A dense, unrelenting fog of apocalyptic Armageddon. Woof!
Easy. The pig’s the one that’s comparatively more kosher.
March 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Easy. The pig’s the one that’s comparatively more kosher.
THIS JUST IN: Canada has renamed The Detroit River ‘The Gulf Of Tim Hortons.’
February 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
THIS JUST IN: Canada has renamed The Detroit River ‘The Gulf Of Tim Hortons.’
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
February 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Guaranteed Super Bowl Odds: Me minus money.
January 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Guaranteed Super Bowl Odds: Me minus money.