Eric Winer
@ericwiner.bsky.social
COMEDY WRITER. See Opus Moreschi’s ‘writerz.’ YouTube: ‘Eric Winer’s What I Did On My Pandemic Vacation.’ LYRICIST: ‘Bojangles Of Harlem.’ Portland, Brooklyn, etc.
Republicans? Yes. And have you ever noticed… they have the worst breath imaginable? Like, other-worldly awful? Seemingly biologically (and chemically) not even possible? Yet there it is alright. A dense, unrelenting fog of apocalyptic Armageddon. Woof!
Traitors.
March 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Republicans? Yes. And have you ever noticed… they have the worst breath imaginable? Like, other-worldly awful? Seemingly biologically (and chemically) not even possible? Yet there it is alright. A dense, unrelenting fog of apocalyptic Armageddon. Woof!
Given that being an evil genius might make one a super villain, I’m now thinking there’s an upside to my lot in life as a semi-virtuous dimwit.
March 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Given that being an evil genius might make one a super villain, I’m now thinking there’s an upside to my lot in life as a semi-virtuous dimwit.
Dunno. But clearly both ain’t kosher.
March 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Dunno. But clearly both ain’t kosher.
Based on empirical and anecdotal research, my most popular posts seem to be short n' unsweetly mean. So have a nice f’n day ya ratbastards!
Too long? As they say on St. Patty’s Day, “Pogue Mahone.” With all due respect and in the nicest way possible, of course.
Too long? As they say on St. Patty’s Day, “Pogue Mahone.” With all due respect and in the nicest way possible, of course.
March 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Based on empirical and anecdotal research, my most popular posts seem to be short n' unsweetly mean. So have a nice f’n day ya ratbastards!
Too long? As they say on St. Patty’s Day, “Pogue Mahone.” With all due respect and in the nicest way possible, of course.
Too long? As they say on St. Patty’s Day, “Pogue Mahone.” With all due respect and in the nicest way possible, of course.
Cornered In The Oval Office.
Nothing like being bullied and bullshitted by the dumbest guy in the room and his brown-nosing, douchebag, soulless lackey.
Nothing like being bullied and bullshitted by the dumbest guy in the room and his brown-nosing, douchebag, soulless lackey.
March 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Cornered In The Oval Office.
Nothing like being bullied and bullshitted by the dumbest guy in the room and his brown-nosing, douchebag, soulless lackey.
Nothing like being bullied and bullshitted by the dumbest guy in the room and his brown-nosing, douchebag, soulless lackey.
The TESLA dealership/service center in my hood is 2 miles north of our Holocaust Center Museum. WTANF?
February 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The TESLA dealership/service center in my hood is 2 miles north of our Holocaust Center Museum. WTANF?
There is mob rule. And there is being ruled by ‘The Mob.’ We got both.
February 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
There is mob rule. And there is being ruled by ‘The Mob.’ We got both.
THIS JUST IN: Canada has renamed The Detroit River ‘The Gulf Of Tim Hortons.’
February 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
THIS JUST IN: Canada has renamed The Detroit River ‘The Gulf Of Tim Hortons.’
“And on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th day - God rested… and played golf… having three of those well-grilled kosher dogs with all the trimmings at every turn.”
February 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“And on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th day - God rested… and played golf… having three of those well-grilled kosher dogs with all the trimmings at every turn.”
Say what you will about Elon; he was totally ‘Steppin’ Out’ on his 1982 ‘Night and Day’ album!
February 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Say what you will about Elon; he was totally ‘Steppin’ Out’ on his 1982 ‘Night and Day’ album!
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
For fucks sake. We didn’t lose because of the price of eggs. We lost because Republicans SAID it was the price of eggs. Now they’re dismantling government, stripping rights, starting trade wars and Dems are saying “look at the eggs!” Leaders lead! Stop chasing their bullshit! Focus and fight back!
February 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Throwing Shade And Then Some:
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.
GREAT WHITE NORTH TARIFF WAR? Great. Now the price of ginger ale, malt vinegar, and CCM's are gonna go higher than the nosebleed seats where you can't even see if the lamp's lit, eh?
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: So here’s how it’s going to go down—this is going to be very rough. But the big wake-up call is for our American friends.
For example, Kentucky—the number one purchaser of Kentucky spirits in the world is Canada, and all our provinces have just pulled it off the shelves.
For example, Kentucky—the number one purchaser of Kentucky spirits in the world is Canada, and all our provinces have just pulled it off the shelves.
February 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
GREAT WHITE NORTH TARIFF WAR? Great. Now the price of ginger ale, malt vinegar, and CCM's are gonna go higher than the nosebleed seats where you can't even see if the lamp's lit, eh?
Trump has signaled that if he can’t get rid of The Dept. Of Education completely, he’ll at least change its name to ‘The Gulf Of DeVos.’
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Trump has signaled that if he can’t get rid of The Dept. Of Education completely, he’ll at least change its name to ‘The Gulf Of DeVos.’
Michigan U.S. Senator Gary Peters is retiring after his term expires. A relatively good Senator, but (from personal experience at polite society soirees) a relatively lousy parlor game player. Dude couldn't 'Name That Tune' to save his constituents' lives!
January 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Michigan U.S. Senator Gary Peters is retiring after his term expires. A relatively good Senator, but (from personal experience at polite society soirees) a relatively lousy parlor game player. Dude couldn't 'Name That Tune' to save his constituents' lives!
Guaranteed Super Bowl Odds: Me minus money.
Super Bowl LIX:
Eagles vs Chiefs
Eagles vs Chiefs
January 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Guaranteed Super Bowl Odds: Me minus money.
Captain Fantastic & The Brown Nose Cowboy?
January 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Captain Fantastic & The Brown Nose Cowboy?
Hey, did Tom Brady ever play football?
January 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hey, did Tom Brady ever play football?
The Washington Nationals just announced that they were told for Opening Day, Elon Musk’s gonna throw out the first ‘Heil!’
January 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Washington Nationals just announced that they were told for Opening Day, Elon Musk’s gonna throw out the first ‘Heil!’
They should allow hockey fights in politics. Oh, my-bad; they do (See Jan. 6 and the waived minor penalty-box visits).
January 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
They should allow hockey fights in politics. Oh, my-bad; they do (See Jan. 6 and the waived minor penalty-box visits).
Rumor is that Trump’s also gonna pardon anyone who beat Bobby Flay.
January 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Rumor is that Trump’s also gonna pardon anyone who beat Bobby Flay.
Forget the Gulf of Mexico, Trump wants to change the name of the sun to 'That thing that revolves around me!'
January 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Forget the Gulf of Mexico, Trump wants to change the name of the sun to 'That thing that revolves around me!'
People are people,
so why should it be
you and I have to
get along with a President
who’s such a huge f’n
racist, homophobic, misogynist, Nazi, asshole?
so why should it be
you and I have to
get along with a President
who’s such a huge f’n
racist, homophobic, misogynist, Nazi, asshole?
At the National Prayer Service, Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde delivered a heroic, spontaneous act of rebellion—a sermon calling for mercy for immigrants and LGBTQ+ people. Naturally, Donold and his cult are big mad. Let’s break it down.
Fascist Charlatans Furious Over Sermon on Mercy
Bless this bishop!
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
People are people,
so why should it be
you and I have to
get along with a President
who’s such a huge f’n
racist, homophobic, misogynist, Nazi, asshole?
so why should it be
you and I have to
get along with a President
who’s such a huge f’n
racist, homophobic, misogynist, Nazi, asshole?
ESPN: “The $27 sandwich that is taking The Australian Open by storm”
And we thought eggs were expensive here!
And we thought eggs were expensive here!
January 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ESPN: “The $27 sandwich that is taking The Australian Open by storm”
And we thought eggs were expensive here!
And we thought eggs were expensive here!
I woulda gone with:
The Gulf Of Texas-Louisiana-Mississippi-Alabama-And F'n Florida
The Gulf Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes (Seasonal)
The Gulf Of Racist Redneck Rat-Bastards
The Gulf Of Sweet Tea N' Sweet Revenge
The Gulf Of Golf Resorts For Trickle-Down Douche-Bags
And
That's A Big F'n Water Hazard!
The Gulf Of Texas-Louisiana-Mississippi-Alabama-And F'n Florida
The Gulf Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes (Seasonal)
The Gulf Of Racist Redneck Rat-Bastards
The Gulf Of Sweet Tea N' Sweet Revenge
The Gulf Of Golf Resorts For Trickle-Down Douche-Bags
And
That's A Big F'n Water Hazard!
UPDATE: Trump will immediately start calling the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America
CARTOON OF THE DAY: the real Gulf of America 👇🏽
CARTOON OF THE DAY: the real Gulf of America 👇🏽
January 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I woulda gone with:
The Gulf Of Texas-Louisiana-Mississippi-Alabama-And F'n Florida
The Gulf Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes (Seasonal)
The Gulf Of Racist Redneck Rat-Bastards
The Gulf Of Sweet Tea N' Sweet Revenge
The Gulf Of Golf Resorts For Trickle-Down Douche-Bags
And
That's A Big F'n Water Hazard!
The Gulf Of Texas-Louisiana-Mississippi-Alabama-And F'n Florida
The Gulf Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes (Seasonal)
The Gulf Of Racist Redneck Rat-Bastards
The Gulf Of Sweet Tea N' Sweet Revenge
The Gulf Of Golf Resorts For Trickle-Down Douche-Bags
And
That's A Big F'n Water Hazard!
Sure, but nobody pardoned the 1500 farts Trump incited during yesterday’s inauguration. @funnyordie.com @comedycentral.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sure, but nobody pardoned the 1500 farts Trump incited during yesterday’s inauguration. @funnyordie.com @comedycentral.bsky.social